70+ answers, all repeating the same 3 wrong definitions.
The "ass eating while providing a handy" one comes closest, but it's still wrong.
Life Lesson: Less wrong is still wrong.
The correct answer is: A person giving a blow job while simultaneously reaching one hand, directly & with all due diligence, towards the recipient's reasonably ready & responsive rectum & inserting one or more fingers up the partner's ass, the desired effect being the added enjoyment of a prostate massage during the already pleasurable act of his penis being sucked.
The position & movement resembles the playing of a trombone much better & it's an easier sell should the perspective soloist be a bit hesitant.
The "ass eating while providing a handy" one comes closest, but it's still wrong.
Life Lesson: Less wrong is still wrong.
The correct answer is: A person giving a blow job while simultaneously reaching one hand, directly & with all due diligence, towards the recipient's reasonably ready & responsive rectum & inserting one or more fingers up the partner's ass, the desired effect being the added enjoyment of a prostate massage during the already pleasurable act of his penis being sucked.
The position & movement resembles the playing of a trombone much better & it's an easier sell should the perspective soloist be a bit hesitant.
Asshole 1: Dude, I was so coked up last night I couldn't even get it up so my nasty ass bitch slipped a couple of fingers up my ass while she was sucking me off & I nutted down her neck in like 3 min.
Asshole 2: Dude, that's called a Rusty Trombone & now you gay AF!
A1: Da'Fuq, ni66a, it was from a chick, so no homo.
A2: Don't matter, fingers up ya ass. Eww, & you enjoyed that gay shit too? You gay, ni66a, just come out, be loud & proud. Man, I don't give a fuck if you love dick, you still a homie. What, I said 'homie', don't start getting all butt hurt with m ... I mean, um, you know just ...
Asshole 2: Dude, that's called a Rusty Trombone & now you gay AF!
A1: Da'Fuq, ni66a, it was from a chick, so no homo.
A2: Don't matter, fingers up ya ass. Eww, & you enjoyed that gay shit too? You gay, ni66a, just come out, be loud & proud. Man, I don't give a fuck if you love dick, you still a homie. What, I said 'homie', don't start getting all butt hurt with m ... I mean, um, you know just ...
by ChuckgivenoFuck July 20, 2021
Get the Rusty Trombonemug. To take a rusty hammer, shove it in a poor victim's vagina, rub shavings off of the hammer, and proceed to eat them.
Person 1: Dude, how was that fuck last night?
Person 2: great, I gave my girlfriend a rusty clumper.
Person 2: great, I gave my girlfriend a rusty clumper.
by CLA_Bootymaster July 7, 2016
Get the Rusty Clumpermug. by bought December 26, 2014
Get the rusty orangemug. by Buel February 8, 2017
Get the Rusty Jimmug. Verb. To be whipped by a year old belt that was pissed on by a drunk ass girl as she was carried on a hairy boys shoulder
by Sharkster February 17, 2018
Get the Rusty beltmug. by Onestepaway06 December 28, 2016
Get the rusty melvinmug. the master of the knife game song,master of demonetized content,
with his friend : mumkey jones, making some fuck up shit and some good songs like: the cuss word song , the noose song, white girls fuck dogs and the clasic the knife game song.
with his friend : mumkey jones, making some fuck up shit and some good songs like: the cuss word song , the noose song, white girls fuck dogs and the clasic the knife game song.
rusty cage : Let's learn how to tie a noose.
youtube: demonetized
rusty cage : it's just a song.
youtube: NO
rusty cage : now it's The Family - Friendly NOOSE Song.
youtube: good, i guss.
youtube: demonetized
rusty cage : it's just a song.
youtube: NO
rusty cage : now it's The Family - Friendly NOOSE Song.
youtube: good, i guss.
by D A B July 26, 2018
Get the rusty cagemug.