Rusty Trombone

A handjob at the beach.

The grit of the sand made for an uncomfortable Rusty Trombone.

by Minkenator July 21, 2017

Rusty Shank

A weapon - Knife/ shank that a roadman uses in the streets of England (Mostly London) to stab/ scare off other roadmen or gangs.

I got the drop on them youts fam.
Safe G let me grab my Rusty Shank

by Wagwannnnn August 8, 2018

Rusty

A gay ass motherfucker that can keep his dick in his pants

“Rusty needs to chill out sometimes with his small dick of his”

by Layla jay January 28, 2020

The Rupty Rup

Im the Golden Child baby

and im sooooo damn sexy

by Rupert VanBrawl December 1, 2003

Rusty Gillespie

A variation of the rusty trombone in which whilst receiving said rimjob, you fart into their mouth causing their cheeks to balloon.

The rusty trombone was enjoyable and innocuous for both parties involved until it turned into the rusty Gillespie.

by McKraut August 23, 2010

Rusty

An rediculously old bag who teaches English. Although kids may not know, he is able to get his point across, and in the end will probably outlive us.

Becka: Man I really want to switch out of this class
Mike: Why?
Becka: He's just such an old bag
Mike: True, but Rusty can teach better than anyone

by FCTSFunnyGuy January 7, 2010

rusty bumper

When you're having sex, you shit in your hand and smear it across the buttocks of your partner, and proceed to hump aggressively.

David pulled a fucking rusty bumper on Max, and he didn't even see it coming!

by club210 May 7, 2009