red sox

The worst franchise in the history of sports. The REAL evil empire. A team that tries their hardest to be what they hate. A team whose fans who are the worst human beings on the planet. If I didn't know any better, Fenway Park is like Niagara falls because it can't possibly be big enough to hold the tears of these whiners, and the constant diaper changing that takes place here. Fuck you assholes AND the horse you rode in on!!!!

The last time I checked, the devil is RED, not navy blue. Check your facts you shitface dickless piece of shit red sox fans

by MTS July 17, 2006

red dot

The act of throwing yourself out of a tall building to escape stress or stupidity from work.

I am about to red dot myself if the tapping doesn't stop!

by RounderBK May 25, 2004

Noel Redding

1) Jimi Hendrix's bass player.

2) The enemy in your life that you keep the closest to you.

3) To be an obessive, jealous hater of someone you work with who has more talent than you. To constantly seek a way to screw a good thing up for everyone.

Noel Redding belongs in the hater hall of fame.

by See you on the field September 5, 2005

red sox

The team with the most ridiculous, stupid, bandwagon, don't know their ass from their mouths fans in all of sports. Here's the problem with red sox fans: You win a couple times and all the sudden you think the whole sports world needs to bow down to you. They are a bunch of contradicting fans that think they KNOW EVERYTHING. They rip on the Yankees and their fans thinking it makes them look superior, but it makes them look SO STUPID! They have such loud mouths for a team that hasn't won much in their history. They spend their entire days trying to find ways to put the Yankees down, almost bully like. And we all know that bullies do that because they feel incompetent and have low self-confidence. They're also the team that doesn't know how to win properly. The Yankees in their years won with grace, sportsmanship and pride. The Red Sox win with disgusting sportsmanship and gross actions (ex. dancing on the yankee dugout after you beat them in game 7 in 2004. Smoking cigars and dancing on busch field after you beat the cardinals). Find me a Yankee player that did that in Fenway Park and tell me all of Boston wouldn't be up in arms. Plain and Simple: Boston fans have a lot to learn. Their like a really disrespectful and immature child. They need to grow up.

"The worst fans in baseball belong to those of the red sox."

by c134790298340 March 11, 2009

red lighter

term used to prevent drunk friend from hooking up with ugly guy/girl can be used openly without alerting ugly girl/guy of whats going on

dude i cant find my lighter, have you seen it? "what color is it" its my red lighter

by n1cK228 January 27, 2011

Red Vining

The act of wrapping two penises around each other for sexual pleasure.

I accidentally walked in on two guys red vining. I thought they were conjoined twins before I realized what was going on...

by SavingYouth December 8, 2012

Red Dawn

At the point of climax, you pull out, slap the girl on the ass, scream "WOLVERINES", then proceed to jizz a W on her back.

**Expert Level: jizz the entire word 'WOLVERINES' on her back**

Last night at 2am I awoke to hear the distinct scream of "Wolverines" coming from my neighbour's apartment. As I drifted back to sleep, I feared not of a Russian invasion but knowingly smirked at the thought of another successful Red Dawn.

by Big Bobby Bigbear April 28, 2014