tits pumped

To be pumpin someones tits at a video game, sport, etc...

" Calgary's going to get their tits pumped tonight against Edmonton in the NHL".

While schooling a friend at a video game, " you're gettin yur tits pumped son".

by dr. wolfgang von bushwik April 22, 2008

Pouch Pumping

The act of two members inside the murr community have sex via the suits pouch

"I met this roo suiter, took him back to my room and did some serious
Pouch Pumping"

by DickGulper April 08, 2025

pulling a pump horse

betraying someone like an absolute dick and leave them to die

"Don't you dare pull a pump horse on me after this robbery!" - somebody I don't know some idiot dumbass who died because of his friend pulling a pump horse on him

by JoeBidenUFOisReal January 23, 2023

Pumping Knuckles

When one commits the act of fappage on one's own beastly piece.

Dude: Hey, you wanna hang out?

Dude (other): Nah, I'm pumping knuckles.

by arroni January 22, 2010

glamour pump

A pre-going out workout to give you the impression you don't look fat.

Big Andy hadn't visited the gym in a number of weeks, so he popped to the gym for a quick glamour pump before the dating meetup

by urbanmoo March 21, 2017

Blue Pump-Shotgun

When she's pumping your meat so hard it turns blue.

Guy: Yo chill, you're squeezing it too hard!
Girl: It's pumping, I'm about to make it blue.
Guy: You on some Blue Pump-Shotgun shit? This ain't Fortnite, chill!

by mplougj November 24, 2023

Gutter Pump

A man on all fours tucks his penis between his legs. He then gets sucked off (pumped) from behind while he shits (gutter) on the forehead/face of his partner (the gutter pumper)

Water in Mexico destroyed my stomach. My girl hit me we a reviving Gutter Pump to save the day.

by stout_boot82 April 01, 2025