Cock, Paper, Scissors

When you play the game Rock Paper Scissors and your opponent mimics the motion of jerking off instead of forming a rock and creating a shake like motion.

I challenge you to a game of Cock, paper, scissors!

by TomWon April 29, 2022

Paper Straw Effect

When people design a flimsy straw to save the turtles, but ignore that paper straws cause much more pollution to make, defeating the purpose. This is the effect where people care more about looking eco-friendly rather than being eco-friendly and practical.

"Damn, they redid the packaging with green cardboard and wrapped it together with denim, it's soaked from the rain too"
"Seems like they were affected by the Paper Straw Effect"

by Nightx378 November 11, 2022

Toilet Paper

The thing Aussies need most during the Coronavirus COVID-19 outbreak.

Toilet paper.

by Dybala Fan March 16, 2020

paper

some thing you wipe your end with

I use paper to wipe my bum

by Lebas goofy ahhh March 5, 2022

paper backing

to smack one's behind with a soft cover college textbook while they are on all fours

Billy: "Sarah's so kinky man, she's into paper backing"
Josh: "Which textbook did you use?"
Billy: "The calculus one, man"
Josh: "Hot"

by asdfmaker May 30, 2018

Paper

A lot of people think something typed on paper is proof of something.

Fiction books are typed on paper, so something being on paper doesn't make it proof of anything, any more than a cop saying something makes it more true than somebody else. Cops lie all the time court. No matter how believable somebody wants to make something they say sound, being on paper isn't actual proof of anything.

by Solid Mantis April 24, 2020

Paper

A thin white paper made for rolling weed (a joint)

Yo u got paper? I got bud but nun to roll with

by Ycb_gangg October 5, 2019