Meat Blender

During foreplay between the male and female teenagers "rubbing movements" occur over the penal and vaginal area outside the pants and clothes.

A Meat Blender occurs when the male is wearing jeans and the zipper finds a way to make skin contact onto his penis therefore, "blending his meat".

"dude me and my girl friend were gonna have sex after we were out of the movies, but while we were doing some foreplay she cut my dick up on my zipper"

-Yeah I know, she told me that so I filled in for you,-

"You fucking Asshole!"
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the meat blender is a move often preformed by unexperianced foreplayers.

by fenderbass7 October 29, 2009

meat saddle

A meat saddle refers to a girl who is know for sleeping with many men.

I heard that Deena from the Jersey Shore is a total meat saddle.

by snowpants14 January 16, 2011

Muffler Meat

When a poor person cooks their meat by wrapping it in tin foil and putting it next to their muffler as they drive around.

Dude, I had to sell my oven for food, but it's cool cuz I can make some muffler meat

by currybomb July 29, 2010

Meat Derby

A gangbang without any penetration, rather a series of mushroom slaps, resulting in many many facials.

That chick was in a series of meat derbies.

That was a meat derby of epic proportions.

by Jizz Factory May 4, 2010

weiner meat

1. n- Substance inside tubular meat casing of some sort.

2. n- Penis.

3. n- Shortish skinny individual whose mental aptitude is below that of a 4th grader.

1. "This sausage has great weiner meat."

2. "I have a tiny weiner meat."

3. "Weiner meat set his alarm to pm again."

by "Wilson and Co." December 12, 2007

Spice meats

To have sex with someone

Veton we are going to spice meats!!!!

by The meat spicer October 18, 2007

meat vest

Slang used to define a particularly plump individual.

"Damn look at that meat vest over there"
Also see "meat Parka"

by TaDongle May 28, 2008