john oliver effect

When you get a sexy text from a stranger and just as you set off the “wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨” you then wonder to yourself if the text is actually from a scammer being held captive in Myanmar or Cambodia

Me: Hey, I just got a wrong number text from a really hot Russian girl
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.

by Lookit Mike Rotch February 27, 2024

oliver stevens

biggest dick ever, blue eyes n tha

hi Oliver Stevens

by anonymous March 16, 2024

oliver stevens

Big dick and blue eyes

plays guitar

oliver stevens is fit

by oliverstevensgirlfriend March 16, 2024

sexy olive

my girlfriend called me an olive today but said i was a sexy olive

you’re not white, you’re like olive colour

are you calling me an olive?

no like you’re a sexy olive

by Reginator March 16, 2024

oliver michael wagner

Something or someone in which whom particaptes in mass goon sessions while getting blumpkins from black oily men

Nathan is such an oliver michael wagner bro

by ignatiuslaflamme March 18, 2024

oliver roebuck

also known as brother in christ, tommy tom tom's #1 bbg and apparently a 'piano', he is a dork. (im joking) he is a pretty cool person who goes by the name mirage and has very dookie hearing. he's pretty cool to have around, he will just bully you constantly. he also loves snorting crack off- ahem!

wheres oliver roebuck?
oh, he's over there wahh-ing

by ?!$@$% March 25, 2024

Oliver Lanza

Oliver Lanza is a tuff alibarbar and a very hot nigga

Oliver Lanza is hot

by Horny for oliver October 8, 2025