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bar blow out

When you have to shit while you're in a dive bar and all the stalls are full so you shit all over the floor and make eye contact with a person walking in.
I walked in to see the bartender having a bar blow out.
by Tat2turtle September 27, 2021
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Broken Chocolate Bar

Any HR workers dream. Slide them a broken chocolate bar and the keys to anything are instantly unlocked.
Jake: "I need to know some more about this new cashier." Tyrone: "Slide Donna in HR a broken chocolate bar!"
by TheNiggaSejeet August 8, 2015
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Alaskan chocolate bar

When you shit in a rectangular mold and freeze it then forcefully shove it in your girlfriends mouth
“Bro I just made an Alaskan chocolate bar, wanna try it”
by Tiny pickle April 1, 2022
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kit-kat bar

a chocalatey- wafery mix made of win and rainbows. most known for the old commercials they would that were all like- "gimme a break, geimme a break, gimme a break o' that kit-kat bar!" ...*sigh*... the good ol' days... *sniff*
*sees a kit-kat bar* *glomp'd* later... "what? chocolate, wafers, on MY face?!?! psh- i dunno wtf your talkin bout.."
by rawr, poke January 29, 2009
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mars bar game

A sex game. great at parties.

Wat u need:
1 mars bar(fun size will do) sum girls, sum guys.

Wat u do:
Get da mars bar and put it up da girls pussy and then da bloke has to eat the mars bar without using his hands (tung and teeth only). u hav 2 figure out ur own way 2 choose whose turn it is.

Fucking Awesome. play it
Lets play the mars bar game. (say it wen there are fit girls @ a party)
by tarzan February 24, 2004
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Jungle Bar Test

A way of testing the competence and or greatness of an individual that usually involves traversing a gauntlet of tasks put forth by the proctor of the test. Failure to complete the Jungle Bar Test would normally result in a revoking of social privileges and or life. Completing the Jungle Bar Test will result in the fulfillment of your wildest dreams, and or the gaining of originally unobtainable street cred.
"bra i don't care what you say you did, only way to prove anything is to take the Jungle Bar Test. Then shit be testified ."
by Dr. Strange-Love February 21, 2012
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Hot Bar None

Hot bar none means that a person is so damn hot that nobody can compare or beat that person. Commonly used by males.
Gordon: Damn she is hot bar none
Jack: what?
Gordon: She is so hot that nobody can compare
by usernamesarestupid September 3, 2012
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