Computer Guy Mike

The computer guy at your company who is constantly horny, and generally clueless.

Girl, that Computer Guy Mike drunk texted me last night. What a fool!

by smooth888 February 7, 2015

King Mike Luster

Tall Handsome Gemini Male

Super Drug for Sapiosexual females

Heterosexual Spiritual Kemetic Warrior

Last descendant of the Solomon Christ mind

Deep thinker wises man in the land

Young charismatic type of guy who conquers

Mr make that shit happen by any means

Rapper from Michigan by ways of Los Angeles

The Greatest conquer mentally in the land after the greatest warriors name was King Mike Luster

by Isaiah Campbell December 7, 2019

high mike wazowski

when your buddy hits a dukie blunt and gets high as a kite

bro tom was high mike wazowski last night.

by poosock September 10, 2019

My Boy Mike

My boy Mike is a term for a sugar daddy. A Mike is usually more geared toward emotional support rather than financial aid. Mikes often are lactating and their milk is delicious.

"Who is that older guy you've been hanging out with lately?"
"Oh that's just my boy Mike."

by IrphanMcGee December 26, 2017

Mike Wazowski Special

when you have sex with a bitch who has one eye, is shaped like a circle, and has green hair.

Person 1: Damn he just did a Mike Wazowski Special on Olivia.
Person 2: what a fucking loser she is so ugly.

by swagboyp October 20, 2021

Jhon Mike Querido

Jhon Mike is a combination of English name Jhon and Mike. The word Jhon is someone who is dedicated yet delicate person, in terms of his attitude towards other people while on the other hand, Mike is someone who is innocent and nerdy one yet dangerous people. Querido is a latin or a spanish word which means Dear.

This name is rare because it is an english and spanish words combined to be one.

In conclusion, Jhon Mike Querido is someone you can't trust because they have a hidden characteristics which hard to understand and generate their real persona.

Jhon Mike Querido is innocent but he has a bad evil.

by Summer Seasonn October 21, 2021

Mike D. Myers

Having the capability of breaking the the laws of physics, in everything you do, in the most ironic way possible.

Mike D. Myers--Playing mini golf, getting the ball stuck on a hill, without a flat top.

by Jose Andres Velveta the third December 9, 2012