meat saddle

A meat saddle refers to a girl who is know for sleeping with many men.

I heard that Deena from the Jersey Shore is a total meat saddle.

by snowpants14 January 16, 2011

Spice meats

To have sex with someone

Veton we are going to spice meats!!!!

by The meat spicer October 18, 2007

Bingo Meat

Elderly people who could be theoretically found to be sexually appealing. Similar to a MILF, but much older.

"These younger girls just don't have that old school boom boom pow. I need to go down to the church and get me some Bingo Meat."

by the SassCrotch July 3, 2009

meat turd

A turd, formed in the digestive system, composed mainly or exclusively of meat. A hard, smelly turd, that is difficult to pass.

Dude...that was the worst meat turd ever! Was that cow dead when you ate it?

by Eman84 May 15, 2014

faux meat

Dildo, as in fake meat.

"He's in Denver so I've been resorting to faux meat for pleasure. Damn him!"

by den angel January 17, 2009

Eye Meat

Smoking hot babe. Perfect combination of hot and slut

Rachel is eye meat.

This party has so much eye meat.

My friend’s mom is total eye meat.

by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018

meat vest

Slang used to define a particularly plump individual.

"Damn look at that meat vest over there"
Also see "meat Parka"

by TaDongle May 28, 2008