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Lemon

"Dude, she is such a lemon."
by xXThatNerdyGuyXx November 18, 2012
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spice lemon

by Deepfriedwood June 15, 2018
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Lemon Doubly

unfortunately, first used by Lebanese President Michele Aoun
your part seems exciting, lemon Doubly I can't come
by Aly Anderson August 7, 2021
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lemon-rig

The act of repairing a newly purchased item that arrived damaged.

A consumer using already-owned equipment on a newly purchased item for the benefit of making the new item work the way it was advertised to work.

Opting to repair, adjust or modify a brand new purchase, or part of a brand new purchase, with pre-owned items, rather than returning the substandard item (lemon) for a refund or exchange.

The act of purchasing equipment for the sole purpose of repairing, adapting, altering, adjusting or modifying a newly purchased item so it can function the way it was advertised, rather than returning the item for a refund or exchange.
"This vacuum doesn't suck!! Here's the problem! There's a hole in the hose. Instead of returning it, I'll just lemon-rig it with duct tape."

"That's a brand new car!! Are you seriously going to lemon-rig it with red fingernail polish instead of sending it back for a paint job?"

"...But I just bought these chairs and they are scratching up my floors! The end caps are cheap! The metal is poking through! I don't want to waste time sending them back; besides, I love these chairs and we have a party in two days! I'll go to the hardware store and buy some decent end caps. Why waste time when I can just lemon-rig it?"
by Cravicky July 27, 2021
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Lemon wearing

If someone feels the urge to be a trans lesbian lover such as wearing a lemon hist with gym shorts on a Friday in Minnesota. Then they are gay and like to fuck random girls off tinder.
Dang Brock looking like a lemon wearing he is so gayyyyyyggytytyyyyyy!
by pen17lover April 22, 2022
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Squeezed lemon

Something that is missing the most important element
by J3ll-y October 31, 2020
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lemon

What's up with you lemons with no pimpin' tryin' to sell yo' yam?
by lil_jigsaw February 13, 2024
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