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Carlo's Law

The law that whenever somebody says something about another person, they are really talking about themselves.
Carlo: I know you like ____
Davis: I'm calling Carlo's Law!
Carlo: Shutup
by Jahsehington November 13, 2019
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Zuni’s Law

Originating on May 9th 2020, Zuni’s Law describes the phenomena where internet users—many of whom have no prior knowledge of the subject—will follow any internet trend or bandwagon, and attempt to reproduce it nonsensically in poor quality. Many instances of this law include theft of other people’s ideas or work and attempts to rebrand it under the current trend. Zuni’s Law was established by iFunny user Zuniroa following the observation that many iFunny users began writing their own “laws” following the popularity of Bidoof’s Law and Garf’s Law. The most famous of these poor-quality laws is Kes’s Law. Kes’s Law differentiates itself from Bidoof’s and Garf’s laws in its idiocy due to the fact that it’s not an original observation of internet behavior, it’s merely a shoddily-made renaming of the Illusory Truth Effect.
Kes: “Yo dude these people keep joking about femboys, and now they like femboys! I think I could call this Kes’s Law just like Garf’s Law!”

Sensible Human Being: “That’s just the Illusory Truth Effect, retard. Zuni’s Law applies here.”

Kes: “Wait, isn’t Zuni’s Law itself an application of Zuni’s Law?”

Sensible Human Being: “Well, shit. You got me there.”
by Zuniroa May 10, 2020
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road law

A police officer who excells at use of the multiple chapters of motor vehicle law in an attempt to keep the motoring public alive and safe.

Also known as A25
Check out that guy, that's road law right there.
by Ali T April 8, 2003
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Danny's Law

section a:if one promises a party, one must deliver

section b: if the above is not fulfilled, the bro who has promised then denied his bros a party shall be sack-tapped 5 times from every bro who was promised the aforementioned party from the said time of denial until the end of eternity

section c: the above section will not apply if the bro who denies the party has decent reason to cancel the party, which shall be decided by the bros invited to the aforementioned party

section d: if the complied reason is sent to a fair vote and voted unfavourably, each and every bro hath opportunity to sack tap said first bro less than or equal to five (5) times

section d(a): if said sack taps are exhausted but one or more bros sack taps said first bro and uses the denial of the party as justification, thou bro is a dick hence usual rules apply
Dude: Broseph cancelled his party! WTF?!
Bro: Looks like Danny's law is about to take effect.
Dude: Was there a reason.
Bro: Nah.
Dude: Danny's law.
by DJBridge765 July 8, 2012
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Eli law

Whatever Eli says goes. A person can use Eli law to win a battle only if Eli agrees after. Eli also wins all ties automatically.
Example 1-
Eli: I win
Person: It's a tie!
Eli: Nuh uh, Eli law. I automatically win ties
Person: Ok you win

Example 2:
Person 1: You're so pretty

Person 2: Noooo
Person 1: Yes. Eli law.
Eli: Yes
Person 2: Fine I'm pretty
by Local.god.:3 February 22, 2022
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tuxies law

Tuxies law (or tuxies's rule of Systemd analogies) is an Internet adage which asserts that "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison that is, if an online discussion (regardless of topic or scope) goes on long enough, sooner or later someone will compare someone or something to systemd.
"My Linux server does not reboot fast enough, must be systemd" "Yes, Tuxies law strikes again!"
by mikeonline June 17, 2017
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Law of Relativity

The law one should consider before posting a comment on someone's Facebook photo or status owing to the fact that his/her relatives and family might read it thereby avoiding (or promoting) humiliation. Humiliation may not always end up to the one being commented to; in some cases the one commenting might wind up deactivating his/her Facebook account.
- In accordance with the law of relativity, I'm tidying up my Facebook wall.

- The law of relativity kept him from posting nasty comments.
by Rerey88 January 13, 2013
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