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donkey kick 

Takes place at HER place, never yours.
Get the female to strip naked without you so much as touching or kissing her.
She gets on her hands and knees, lowers her head to the ground (or bed).
Mount the female from behind. Oh, with your clothes on.
Condom is optional, if she makes you wear one, just before you come you pull out and slip it off (lube helps), then re-enter her for a few more strokes.
Pull out, quietly gob (spit) on her ass so she thinks you came.
Then she starts to turn around, jack off in her face, see pearl necklace
Put it away, zip up, and leave without looking at her or saying anything.

(If you did use a condom to the end, pull it off so it drips on her ass, and discard it on her carpet.)
I was the one whose turn it was to fall on the grenade so I went home with the sealfuck, did her donkey kick style, and left right after. I could hear her crying as the door closed behind me.
donkey kick by Jake March 2, 2004
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gistapo kick 

a really hard kick directed at the anus by a realy angry person.
i was in k-mart when zack gistapo kicked me.
gistapo kick by wade February 3, 2005
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Shoe Kick 

When playing a kicking sport such as football, kickball, or soccer when you kick and your shoe flies off with or without the ball, sometimes going farther than the ball itself.
1."Dude, the other day, I was playing kickball with my friend, but when he tried to hit it, he totally pulled a shoe kick. His shoe went like, 60 feet!"

2." I was kickin' my dog the other day, when I pulled a shoe kick, and my dog caught it in his freakin' mouth!!! How tight is that?"
Shoe Kick by MrPurplecanada January 19, 2010

Slide Kick 

The act of sliding on the ground while kicking, as done by Kirby in Nightmare on Dreamland for the GBA. Commonly used as a solution to any problem in a video game.
Guy 1: ARGH! I can't beat this three snake boss in A Link to the Past!
Guy 2: Have you tried.... SLIDE KICKING?!
Guy 1: No....
Guy 2: WELL DO IT!
Guy 1: HOLY S*** IT WORKED! Thanks, bro!
Slide Kick by KnuxxyPoo July 28, 2012

skateboard kick 

A kick that when used correctly will make the opponent fall over on their back or stomach and as the attacker rides them like a skateboard
I skateboard kicked that guy down the stairs
skateboard kick by Firehearth February 16, 2015

National Kick Mr.T day 

If you know anyone named Mr.T you have the right to kick them.
Its National Kick Mr.T day lets go kick Mr.T

national kick an ugly person day 

on January 13, whenever you see someone so ugly that you have to advert your eyes, just kick them! it’s fun for everyone (unless you’re ugly).
i'm so glad that it's national kick an ugly person day because i can't stand to look at him any longer