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jesus weiner

an exclamation; a general term of surprise; expression of outragia; unexpected spiritual epiphany
"Jesus weiner! Why can't you keep that spit in your mouth where it belongs?" "Jesus weiner, I didn't know Katy gave birth to a hybrid alien baby girl!" "Jesus weiner, did the boss ever take a piece of my ass in that meeting!" "Jesus weiner, I sure got raped by that car dealer!" "Jesus weiner, I have all 6 numbers on tonight's Lotto!!!!"
by twopaws February 24, 2010
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oh jesus

when shit is getting too shitty
oh jesus, there's superglue on the toilet seat
by medical doser!!! May 8, 2020
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jesus shagger

ppl who’re heavy christian like lily reid n ma gran x
ma gran’s a right jesus shagger
by 👸🏽heather x January 22, 2021
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hebe-jesus

Little Church Boy: Wow Jesus, you really must have been popular!
Jesus: *stares*
Little Church Boy: uhhh your giving me the hebe-jesus

Jesus: *stares intensely*
by Hebe-Jeebies July 18, 2014
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asian jesus

asian with dreads, not necessarily christian
Damn, that asian jesus rocks the dreads like marley never could.
by asianjesus September 8, 2006
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Jesus Freak

A person who preaches about their god Jesus to anyone and everyone for no apparent reason. They participate in a "club" to reaffirm that they are good people. They don't show people how their god is good they just expect you to understand. These people are not well liked because they do not understand people very well, maybe a psychology or sociology class would help but that to their religion is "devil-cotruption". They are a militant group proved to be dangerous. Look up Crusades under scholary works by reputable Universitys. Usally young people that don't know anything about what life is.
Jesus freak: I love god and he has done more for me than anyone can!
a non-jesus freak: Nobody cares that you love god.
by wankitsfree February 11, 2010
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sneaky jesus

Sex so hard and fast that it could only have been Jesus who snuck up and did it.
by Envy1497 June 19, 2007
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