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Jacob

Kids named Jacob typically are the ones who scream in the back of the school bus. They constantly smell like stale chips and they have greasy hair. He probably asks the kid wearing a black hoodie "are you goth 🤓"
"Yo, did you hear? Jacob got suspended for licking a teacher"
"Hope he doesn't come back lmao"
by Dilf_lover_69__ May 2, 2021
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Jacob

The most wonderful guy you’ll ever meet. A guy who’ll shower you with affection and make every day more fun. You’ll want to be cuddled up with him forever because he has the best hugs on the planet. Incredibly intelligent and a wit for the ages. If you’re lucky enough to get yourself a Jacob, get ready to watch a lot of movies and go never let him go.
Ugh that guy is so sweet and has beautiful hair… He’s gotta be a Jacob.

Wow you can tell by how loving that guy is that he’s a Jacob.
by bethicat January 10, 2025
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Jacob

QT
JACOB IS A QT
by Marty Cooper November 16, 2020
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Jacob

Person: Jacob is gay.
Me: Oh, you don’t say?
by BiggerBetterAndPossiblyGay November 22, 2018
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Jacob Seibel

Stupid rat boy that sits in the corner of the room threatening to shoot up the school but is too pussy to go through with it.
P.S. also threatens suicide
Some days I'm Jacob Seibel but other day I am epicsauce
by GooeyOoey June 23, 2019
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Karl Jacobs

idk some bisexual icon :)
they r my favorite dre smp member also did any one else see when karl! and CORPSE had matching pfps ?? like bruh i love their friendshippp
karl is cute and he be dressin
i stan karl jacobs supremacy bitch hbu
quackity and soggy napkin know whats up thoo
Karl Jacobs: WHAT THE HONK??????!!!!?!?!!??!?!??!?
by Jeremy:) September 8, 2021
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Jacob

Jacob is the type of guy to be small and super fat belly with big backhead. He is often a racist that votes to send home the immigrentd of sweden. He is jealous at guys who look better than him. He is also the guy to like a girl and then when he gets rejected he sais that she looks like a dude. he is also the type of dude to talk shit about all the girls in his class and then say that other dudes in his class is talking shit about the girls just to get girls to like him.
#jacob i hate black people

#boy1 what!?
by Modernisaet June 14, 2018
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