Jack Webb

A factual telling of a situation or story.

(For the benefit of you young folks, Jack Webb was the main character on the old DRAGNET television series. His most spoken line was, "The FACTS, m'am. Just the FACTS.")

When Cookie limped into Doctor Bob's office with a cast on her foot, he said, "what happened to your foot?" Cookie replied, 'It was sort of cold yesterday so I wore my black wool coat and a little green hat that matched the stripe on the coat to take out Mitzi for her morning pee-pee, she wasn't feeling too well because she got her rabies shot yesterday, and...."

Doctor Bob interrupted her, "I want the {Jack Webb}!"

Cookie replied, "Oh, I fell down the stairs ..."

by Mensa Cookie December 20, 2010

Slot-jacked

When you reserved a conference room slot and the person with the time slot before you eats into your time, while looking at you waiting through the window.

Tim slot-jacked the big conference room because he had the president on a conference call and couldn't get him to hang up.

by #1 peon June 28, 2010

jack douche

the or of a jack ass and a douche bag.

thats timmy the smith's kids... what a jack douche

by thefinness October 29, 2010

Jack Colorful

Drug dealing lumberjack who hangs out in front of elementary schools beating up kids

i just got one punched by jack colorful

by trtw June 2, 2010

quiz jacking

Looking up the answer to a quiz on the internet that you wouldn't normally know.

Tv: Who was the Vice President in 1995?
Billy: Who is Al Gore.
Tv: Who is Al Gore.
June: Stop quiz jacking, you weren't even alive in 1995.

by Mel*K November 6, 2007

Jack Lungry

Jack Lungry is a famous man who's mouth is said to be as big as six windows. He holds the world record for "most food eaten in one sitting" and was born in Madison, Wisconsin. It is said that he ate Michael Tungry, but not enough evidence was found to convict Jack. It is still under debate today whether or not he did eat Tungry.

James: There is no way Jack Lungry ate Michael Tungry, especially not if Michael had just eaten three mungrys.

Jordan: I saw it happen with my own eyes!

by Poop on a loop March 10, 2009

Chair-jacked

To get out of your chair and walk away to do something and come back and someone is in/has taken your chair.

Dude, what the heck I walked away to go get a drink of water and you chair-jacked me.

by Nate Kampe January 23, 2009