Wanking Island

A wanking island (wan-king Ile-land) is a place that a complete moron should be sent to or is already on for his stupidity.

I wish Donald Trump would just be quiet on his own little wanking island.

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coney island cod fish

A condom that washes ashore on a beach

I put a coney island cod fish on before banging my step mom on the beach.

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Mama used to work at mirror island and clap it for my step dads

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What a woman/female refers to as going into her soft sheets, (made of bunny fur) and having ravenous intercourse

bunny island by Rhexxy99 September 18, 2017

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When you hold your mom's dick while you pee

I really had to pee, but I knew mom was home, so I took the ride to the crib for a long island handjob

When your master baiting in a bathtub and you cum and the jizz is floating there like a white island

Dude I just took a bath and made a huge white island

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A vernacular expression used by New York metro residents referring to Long Island, NY.

Hey yo, you goin' out to The Island tonight?

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