God's Pencil

One's own firm turd used for writing, generally on a public restroom wall.

Well, we turned up to the board meeting, and someone had used God's pencil to write their name on the board table.

by p'kaw! July 5, 2014

god is chungha

aka the most amazing talented nice super sweet spectacular person in the whole world

biggest chungha enthusiast you will ever meet

do you know angel aka god is chungha ?

yes! they are suuuper kind

by kim hyunjin lovebot July 16, 2021

the god spawn

A once in-a-year spawn that occurs in competitive first-person shooters when you die during a gunfight, then revive in the enemy's base or close to the game's objective while teammates are nowhere nearby. A nonsense spawn that can turn the tide of battle and win your team the game.

"Can Curse Orange finish Game #1? Down to the last 60 seconds, a five-point advantage... - Look at that spawn from Envy! What is this? Merk with the god spawn!"

by SJCrew December 8, 2014

smoking with the gods

smoking a plethora of weed that you are so high you experince an enlightening trip from the gods and, and get blessed by the most based of gods

I was smoking with the gods on sunday, we ended up getting lost in the forest after dark. #hustle

by Tepsaucey December 28, 2015

shook to the gods

when you're so shook that you're in the sky with the gods.

excessive shookness.

A term used to express excessive shookness.

Brenda got fired today, shook to the gods

by lit shook god leblanc January 16, 2018

Banana God

The Belief of that there is a great banana in the sky looking down at you!

Belief In the Banana God !

by Waiting Ninja March 11, 2018

Vice God

The Pope.
His holiness, second in command.

Vice God is visiting the United States this week.

by The Turdmonster November 5, 2015