The Internet Ranter

A 13.5 year old racist hypocrite who doesn't understand the difference between opinions and cyber-bullying and makes fun of autistic people. He yells his retarded voice into his microphone and calls that *mature*. In other words, he's a hypocritical rip-off of I Hate Everything and LeafyIsHere.
"The Internet Ranter is an ass-hole!" ,"The Internet Ranter is a disgusting pervert towards TheMajesticMelon555.", "Yeah, nobody likes The Internet Ranter."
by theidiot555 February 12, 2017
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Internet Band-Aid

When someone on the internet whines about their life just so they can get a shitload of people to put an emotional "band-aid" on said user by feeling sorry for him/her. These are the same type of people that censor their YouTube comment section or complain about trivial shit like "cyber bullying". Most commonly seen on Facebook where bitches are always talking about how "broken" they are.
Half of all female Facebook users utilize internet band-aids.
by thisplacesucksass March 06, 2014
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Rule 34 of the internet

Originally circulated on 4chan by members of Anonymous, in which the rule was formulated as "if it exists, there is porn of it". (Thanks Google!)
Of course there's porn of FNAF, as said in Rule 34 of the internet!
by Topper13009 January 21, 2016
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Slow internet connection

The worst fucking thing to happen when you're already having a bad day. When pages and games stop loading well. It's our router's way of saying "fuck you".
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Slow internet connection intensifies
by Walking Catfish October 17, 2016
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my internet connection

has same durability as minecraft gold axe
what do you mean my internet connection is DiScOnNeCtEd
by twitch_user_datboi April 28, 2020
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