Term used often in Chicago for some one who is exposed for not being as hard or as cool as they made them selves seem to be.
This man is always on Twitter saying he's bout that life, then when you see him in person he's a real life goofy
by Bruce Bayne February 12, 2015
Get the Real Life Goofymug. A sentence referring to the movie "The Matrix" in which 99% of the population unknowingly lives in a simulation. In the simulation, certain people learned that that world isn't real and so, if they believe hard enough can bend it to their will. An example of this in the movie is a child saying "The spoon isn't real" whilst bending a spoon with her mind without touching it. This phrase is sometimes used when doing something hard and thinking that if you believe hard enough, you can make it.
Jason had to hit a bowling pin with a football 20 meters away. He kept saying to himself "The spoon isn't real, the spoon isn't real" hoping it would help him hit the bowling pin.
by Baguette_In_Your_Anus December 23, 2016
Get the The spoon isn't realmug. A women that puts you first because she know you will as soon as she shows you what’s she about
She will ride, cry, die for you, makes you crazy, honest, in action and words will never let you down and there no reason to 2nd guess if she has your back because she show you every day
She will ride, cry, die for you, makes you crazy, honest, in action and words will never let you down and there no reason to 2nd guess if she has your back because she show you every day
by That one 1 November 19, 2019
Get the A Real 1 girlmug. ©GRANDSUPERSURPRIZEDWINNER• Mr. Johnny Edward Wellons, II a.k.a. RealNiggaSuperior
Upper EPSILON support and logistics at The Campaign Where Jesus Christ Is The Campaign.
He is the Captain of the U.S.S. SimpleBitch; around here, we keep it SimpleBITCH, NOW back to your station you simple bitch.
A Real Nigga's Real Nigga.
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Upper EPSILON support and logistics at The Campaign Where Jesus Christ Is The Campaign.
He is the Captain of the U.S.S. SimpleBitch; around here, we keep it SimpleBITCH, NOW back to your station you simple bitch.
A Real Nigga's Real Nigga.
see
"The Buffoon of the Chattechoochee Valley VS. RealNiggaSuperior" for sports...
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I Mr. Johnny Edward Wellons, II
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ALL Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes AND Giveaways
I Mr. Johnny Edward Wellons, II
©Real Nigga Superior
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by ©RealNiggaSuperior October 16, 2023
Get the Real Nigga Superiormug. The Real Swim Shady is an entity more elusive and slippery than a bar of prison soap. ALERT, the target is exceptionally mobile and can climb a skyscraper in mere seconds. All attempts to kill the target have proved unsuccessful, even Gavstone the Almighty cannot kill him. If there were to be a comparison between the Almighty Gavstone and The Real Swim Shady, they would be equally matched on an extra-dimensional scale. Swim Shady is about evasive as Gavstone is strong. Swim Shady is an infamous rap artist who beatboxes whilst dodging blows from opponents. Side note, Swim Shady has never paid his taxes for he is just that slippery.
by Gavstone The Almighty January 8, 2022
Get the The Real Swim Shadymug. The counter to real sadboy hours. to start, put a tomato in a boiling pot of water and do stupid shit until the tomato melts, like snorting garlic powder.
this is effective at parties that last until 5 am.
this is effective at parties that last until 5 am.
by TheWordManDan November 9, 2018
Get the Real Tomato Hoursmug. A term used to describe the feeling one gets when they are extremely guilty about something bad they did. This person will go out of their way to avoid any scenario relating to the consequences of this mistake, which oftentimes takes up a lot of mental energy and belittles the persons humanity.
Steve: OMG I can’t stop thinking about the time I called Sally ugly in middle school. I feel so bad.... I should ask my parents if we can move to another state!
John: It sounds to me like you’re experiencing Real Event OCD. There’s no need to take precautions over a “what if” scenario. If you feel so bad, apologize! She will understand.
John: It sounds to me like you’re experiencing Real Event OCD. There’s no need to take precautions over a “what if” scenario. If you feel so bad, apologize! She will understand.
by SheeshImFast May 2, 2021
Get the Real Event OCDmug.