A real live asshole

A living person that is a complete asshole; an alive asshole, Jerk, piece of shit.

Wes! You are a real live asshole.

by K. Bradford July 5, 2018

Real Event OCD

A term used to describe the feeling one gets when they are extremely guilty about something bad they did. This person will go out of their way to avoid any scenario relating to the consequences of this mistake, which oftentimes takes up a lot of mental energy and belittles the persons humanity.

Steve: OMG I can’t stop thinking about the time I called Sally ugly in middle school. I feel so bad.... I should ask my parents if we can move to another state!
John: It sounds to me like you’re experiencing Real Event OCD. There’s no need to take precautions over a “what if” scenario. If you feel so bad, apologize! She will understand.

by SheeshImFast May 2, 2021

The Real Folk Blues

A compilation of classic blues music released in the mid-60’s, featuring such artists as john lee hooker, muddy waters and howlin’ wolf.
Also the ending theme to the anime series Cowboy Bebop, which is a show about people having to face up to their raw pasts and is well worth a watch.
The Real Folk Blues has some great music, but it’s not the best to play if you have a lady over and are trying to set a mood.

The Real Folk Blues has some great music, but it’s not the best to play if you have a lady over and are trying to set a mood.

by jorge lagunes November 22, 2017

Real ass nigga

A nigga in which you can trust to be by yo side no matta what the crime is

I robbed a gas station and almost got caught by the cops but donqavias is a real ass nigga and picked me up to get away.

by King Quandalias Dinkleberry ll October 8, 2023

Real Winky Hours

That time of night (historically past midnight) when the mind starts to stray, often resulting in much more suggestive messaging between two individuals. Said messages will often end with a "winky face".

I'm starting to feel a tingle, we must be approaching Real Winky Hours babe

by thomaspott3r December 27, 2019

Real orange juice

Orange juice bad drink milk

Real Orange juice was so bad I had to drink milk

by BNL1YOUTUBE June 21, 2020

Spicy for a real one

actually spicy and hot af
usually used to describe mr krabs
tea

Harry: ooo look at that sexy crustacean!
Louis: Harry we’re on a date! Stop looking over there!
Harry: but he’s spicy for a real one

by lolurnotashotasmycrush March 21, 2019