Ethan is a very horny teenage boy who spends his time skateboarding, vaping, and drinking monsters rather than doing his homework. He's really tall and a bit of a loner but he's really popular with the ladies. He gets bullied by Chad but he doesn't care and he has a godly taste in music. You may not want to admit it, but Ethan is way cooler than you.
Chad: Ethan's such a fucking loser ahaha
Rebecca: stfu Chad, you're an asshole and I'm leaving you for Ethan because he's cooler than you
Chad: 😭😭😭
Rebecca: stfu Chad, you're an asshole and I'm leaving you for Ethan because he's cooler than you
Chad: 😭😭😭
by cumslut collector October 18, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is the funniest and sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. He can make anything better just by being around. He’s very weird but in a lovable funny way. Once you meet him you will never want to loose him because he becomes your favorite person even if you don’t know him for long.
by Art945220 June 16, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is a guy who loves people and is funny awesome and sexy he also has a huge dick and likes to hide it
by Big dick 56783 October 26, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. The sweetest and cutest guy you'll ever meet. He always brightens your day even when your world is crumbling. He always finds a way to make you smile!!!
by Oof-I-cant-stop-laughing November 16, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. by ethans kooleo friend September 26, 2019
Get the ethanmug. Ethan is some guy who is a god at fortnite, because of his 368 wins, but unfortunately has been grounded for at least five weeks and wants his Xbox back.
by GunnerGaming101 February 24, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. by ya boi pepe October 19, 2018
Get the Ethan Fordmug.