you should see an ear doctor

Sarcastic reply to use when someone is being oblivious to something you just mentioned

Friend: So what're you doing this Saturday?
You: I'm spending the weekend at my girlfriend's house.
Friend: Cool, so you wanna come over? Like, on Saturday?
You: *You should see an ear doctor*. What the fuck do you think I just said???

by I hv no idea what I'm doing December 19, 2022

Ear Hustle

To listen without your knowledge. To leave a window open to hear everyone's personal information.

She had ear hustle all day long.

by Ghost72 January 6, 2023

Inner-earing

The form of manipulating someone by repeatedly saying things that influence them in your favor of the topic. Interface with their opinion.

She was inner-earing in her son to not tell his father what she was doing behind her husbands back.

by Olinda Holiday January 7, 2023

Earring Pansexual

Not to be confused with an Earring Lesbian, Earring Pansexual's are a rare breed of Pansexual, who love to a unhealthy degree big and bulky earrings. However strange they may be.

"Hey dude isn't Alice a Earring Lesbian?"

"No, Alice is Pansexual."
"Oh, so she's an earring Pansexual."

"I guess so.."

by Appleinzeocean July 6, 2023

ear Hussle

To listen in on someone else's conversation uninvited.

I'm gonna go ear hussle on their conversation.

by Amyfl19 July 21, 2023

Hater Ears

Listening or Critiquing a body of work, person, place or thing, with extensive judgement almost like you hate it before you know what it is.

Drake's album is really good, I listened with hater ears, I wanted to hate it but I like it.

by theFeenyx July 29, 2023

Ear bang

To slap someone on the ear or side of head to hard the eardrum burst or pops. E.g. " He ear banged the shit out of paul"

Definition:

" Pay my money today or get ear bang".

by Van wick July 31, 2023