Dude

Word you use when you have a brain-fart and use the word to replace an actual sentence. Always gets the point across because of the stupidity engraved in the word. The best word ever.

Dude: And then I fell off my board and hit the ground!
Other dude: Dude!!
Dude: Dude! I know!!
Other dood: DUDE!!!
Dude: RIGHT DOOD?!?!?!11?!!?1

by TheAntiBallJuggler May 1, 2009

dude

A hair on an elephant's ass.

You are such a dude.

by Gino's Girl June 5, 2009

Duddykins Dursley

(1) noun: the wrong asian
(2) noun: an individual who, but for the kindness of strangers and/or the liability the Maze, would still be lost in said maze
(3) noun: an inidividual who, due to his own failure, is bitter as hell
(4) verb: to become an individual who, but for the kindness of strangers and/or the liability the Maze, would still be lost in said maze
(5) noun: an individual who is well-known to be of questionable moral standing, foul temperament, and inexplicable constant hunger
(6) noun: A SORE LOSER

Man, so my girlfriend wanted to do something special for me and said I should meet her at the center of this awesome corn maze. But when I got there, I just Duddykins Dursley'd, and now I have no idea what she was going to do. She dumped me a few hours later.

by Ringer of the Bell of Success October 29, 2010

Dudebro

1 (More-words edition): Personified glorification of a monkey in the form of a idiotic male (but also rarely including a female), both hair and ridiculous habits included, order now and get a free case of idiotic opinions, often this genus of annoyance are characterised by their overuse of the word dude and/or bro

2 (Laymen's terms): A fucking idiot with a brain made out of jelly who says dude and bro too much

Man Josh is such a dudebro, he always says and does such stupid shit

by Lutece June 15, 2015

gnarly dude

A guy who's been severely mangled. A man who's been so inexplicably fucked over, fuck up and shit upon that his body is turned up-side-down and inside out - usually with an eye-ball that wanders attached to some sort of fucked up antenna.

Ken: The motherfucker was one gnarly dude.
Audi: No shit.
Abe: Shit...

by cold cock July 4, 2011

dude

'Dude' is an old, technical term for a horse's penis.

It's embarrassing when you're about to go into the show ring and your horse decides to drop his dude for all to see.

by Takara September 28, 2003

Dude

A dude is a hair on an elephants buttox.

The dudes on the rump of an elephant help keep flies away from that region.

by a worm January 14, 2010