Douche Bump

A sensation that one feels in the skin when you are surrounded by a room of douche bags or particularly douchy douchetastics. The sensation can usually be overcome by immediately removing yourself from the company of any douchebags.

Jimmy, duck so douchetastic doesn't see us over here and talk to us about his douche bag life. I'm trying to avoid another case of douche bumps.

by Bling (the original) May 5, 2007

Lake douche

The act of getting water blasted into ones pussy while have sex in the lake!

"Billy Banks gave Nicole G. the lake douche last night."

by blax555 August 5, 2014

douche freeze

In certain cases when douche chill cannot convey the extreme amount of doucheyness that has just occurred.

John: Jane get under the desk.
Jane: The last guy that asked me to do that got fired for sexual harassment.

Observer 1: douche chill
Observer 2: douche freeze

by FMCC December 29, 2009

Douche Captain

One who so excels at being a douchebag, they have been appointed to a position of leadership among their douchebag crew.

"That guy doing the guido dance - total douche captain."

by giber1 December 15, 2008

Douchey Douche

Someone who is a total douche and is a total tard. The person you refer this to also is lame and can't tell a joke. And always treats everyone like shit.

Guy 1: He's a total assface!
Guy 2: Who that Douchey Douche that's right by your girl?

by OmgItzDeadpool July 26, 2010

Douche Bag

Somebody who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.

Douche bag: Do you consider your self African American or black?

Black guy: Wow. You`re a real Douche.

by The Cook3 April 14, 2010

regal douche

a.k.a "king douche" a regal douche is a douche deserving a more severe title

Dwight, the forty year old shelf stocker at Wal-Mart is a regal douche

by piss off May 9, 2005