Christmas Walk of Shame

Christmas Walk of Shame is when you leave your parents house the day after Christmas. In pajamas at 2 o'clock in the afternoon, you walk to your car with all your unwrapped gifts. Usually, feeling down (and broke) because Christmas is over. Most of the time this includes a hangover.

"Look at that family doing the Christmas Walk of Shame."

"Ok, Mom, we are out. Thanks for everything. We are about to do the Christmas Walk of Shame."

by PseudoMte December 28, 2011

Christmas

A holiday to celebrate something..... oh yeah its Jesus. On The christmas Day u spend half The Day waiting for your christmas presents to Come.

U eat food like a normal Day (dont know why u can survive without food for years for sure) and u drink to. When u get ur christmas presents u hade ben killing yourself for u realize its just a shirt or a toilet roll (sometimes its used toilet paper)

-Why do we celebrate christmas?
-I dont know?!?
-Wait i remember its Jesus..

by The real facts giver December 13, 2016

christmas eve

the day before christmas, normally named christmas eve, but is infact a celebration of the oldest member of one directions birthday and nothing more

dude its christmas eve!

i didnt know you were a louis tomlinson fan!

by nialls_spilt_tea_28 December 24, 2021

Dreaming of a White Christmas

Your typical ejaculating over a females head while christmas carols play, real standard stuff.

Keith: What did you get your girlfriend for her christmas
Carl: In front of her family, I started dreaming of a white christmas all over her.
Carols Ejaculating Standard

by Jerry mctits May 26, 2016

christmas stuffing

When a old school friend comes over for christmas just to fuck. Usually happens when your at your parents house.

You: I want some Christmas Stuffing. Do you know if anyone is in town?

Friend: Yo, I heard Sally is in town. Hit her up.

You: Awesome.

by Fuckboi Gerry January 24, 2017

Scionfin Tuesday Christmas

Scionfin Tuesday Christmas is a National Holiday celebrating Scionfin Tuesday Christmas. It is celebrated every last Tuesday of February because it is ScionFin Tuesday Christmas.

John: Hello it is ScionFin Tuesday Christmas.
Wilburt: Oh wow thank you Johnathan Scower, it is indeed Scionfin Tuesday Christmas.
John: A wonderful day.

by Kwendolyn Girth February 27, 2024

christmas

the time of the year when you get free shit from your family and you put shit in a paper bag light it on fire and leave it on you shitty neighbors door step.

HAVE A SHITTY CHRISTMAS

by Was_Hitler_A_Good_Human December 16, 2020