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The captain morgan

When your girl lays on her side with one leg straight and one leg bent at 90*. You straddle her straight leg and put the back of her bent knee in the bend of your elbow and plow ahead.
I gave Her the captain morgan last night when she was drunk and compliant.
by Jpatt01 February 28, 2022
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Captain Chromosome

Someone who is acting like a 2 year old on speed
by Gamingman November 1, 2021
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Captain's on Fire

Order a Captain and Coke and add a shot of Fireball into it. The spiced rum and cinnamon go perfect together.
I'm going to have a Captain's on Fire.
by anonymous September 4, 2021
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captain guyliner

an awesome guy that gets a 10/10 on time management in art. also has eyeliner for men. guyliner. and is a captain of all things dirty. captain. captain guyliner.
"Yo did you see that guy walk past?"

"Yeah that was Captain Guyliner."
by Band Dork 2k19 November 15, 2016
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Captain Jack Sparrow

world's sexiest pirate ever 🏴 ☠️

<It's a pirate's life for me.. Savvy?!>
by hanni_sparrow14 March 16, 2022
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Captain Douchington

Captain of the Douchingwa army. Douchingwa is a city in chinadouche of high honor and moral stature. (A surprisingly clean city as well.)
Captain Douchington of the Douchingwa army fought for a just cause.
by djhebert August 29, 2014
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