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book toucher

Derogatory. A person who pursues a career in library and information science based on a romanticized ideal of surrounding oneself with books and other cultural objects. A book toucher typically harbors disdain for library patrons, despite the library's fundamental role as an institution by and for community members.
Barbara the book toucher would prefer if no patrons visited the library all day, since they would simply ruin the books it is her duty to protect.
by librarianical November 22, 2025
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Book Prison

Book Prison - n. library or place which houses an undefinable number of literary works.
"Are you studying tonight?"

"Yeah, meet me in the Book Prison"
by SliKricK December 5, 2019
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audio book

Peices of shit that try to be like books on devices but fail
by Dogeusername May 13, 2018
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Book Ending

The act of ordering your own pint to obtain it swiftly. Then ordering a whole round and drinking your pint and including another pint for yourself in the round. In order to ‘book end’ the round.
I need to catch up bro, i’m going to book end this round!

Ahh good idea, love a bit of book ending
by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018
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News Booking

The act of browsing local and global news web sites with the sole intention of finding something shocking, absurd, or intriguing to post to your social networking page.
Dang, dude, you posted some pretty sick stuff up on your page, I better lock down and do some intense News Booking tonight so i don't fall short on my Social Site Page Status.
by bxmith June 14, 2010
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paste-book

A new name for Facebook, now that it consists mainly of "shared" articles or YouTube clips that are just pasted in, and very little original material.
Originated in a mishearing, my husband said Facebook but I thought he was being witty by referring to it as Pastebook or paste-book, since we had recently noted that most of the material there is just repostings.
by Brubban November 25, 2016
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book cover vibes

Nonjudgmental character assessment.

non-derogatory stereotype.

Book cover vibes.

It should be as it looks.
Based on the way that he moved his booty To delicious bass music. I knew he was a bass slut based on his book cover in vibes, little did I know that I was wrong and he was having a seizure.

A mom figure who has divorced her partner, already fuck the pool boi; she mature, a huntress, a banging body like fine wine and was a total cougar. She was true to her book cover vibes.
by N3uromanc3R October 21, 2023
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