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Stranger 1: “what’s John Brandon doing these days?”
Stranger 2: “John Brandon’s always into some goodness.”
Stranger 3: “That guy loves Jesus.”
Stranger 2: “John Brandon’s always into some goodness.”
Stranger 3: “That guy loves Jesus.”
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