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bar blow out

When you have to shit while you're in a dive bar and all the stalls are full so you shit all over the floor and make eye contact with a person walking in.
I walked in to see the bartender having a bar blow out.
by Tat2turtle September 27, 2021
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Alaskan chocolate bar

When you shit in a rectangular mold and freeze it then forcefully shove it in your girlfriends mouth
“Bro I just made an Alaskan chocolate bar, wanna try it”
by Tiny pickle April 1, 2022
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Broken Chocolate Bar

Any HR workers dream. Slide them a broken chocolate bar and the keys to anything are instantly unlocked.
Jake: "I need to know some more about this new cashier." Tyrone: "Slide Donna in HR a broken chocolate bar!"
by TheNiggaSejeet August 8, 2015
mugGet the Broken Chocolate Barmug.

kit-kat bar

a chocalatey- wafery mix made of win and rainbows. most known for the old commercials they would that were all like- "gimme a break, geimme a break, gimme a break o' that kit-kat bar!" ...*sigh*... the good ol' days... *sniff*
*sees a kit-kat bar* *glomp'd* later... "what? chocolate, wafers, on MY face?!?! psh- i dunno wtf your talkin bout.."
by rawr, poke January 29, 2009
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mars bar game

A sex game. great at parties.

Wat u need:
1 mars bar(fun size will do) sum girls, sum guys.

Wat u do:
Get da mars bar and put it up da girls pussy and then da bloke has to eat the mars bar without using his hands (tung and teeth only). u hav 2 figure out ur own way 2 choose whose turn it is.

Fucking Awesome. play it
Lets play the mars bar game. (say it wen there are fit girls @ a party)
by tarzan February 24, 2004
mugGet the mars bar gamemug.

Prostate Pry Bar

When a man holds in a shit, let's the tip out, and sucks it back in repeatedly to scrape the prostate gland.
I used the trusty Prostate Pry Bar to get myself off.
by Gognoggler April 29, 2015
mugGet the Prostate Pry Barmug.

Hot Bar None

Hot bar none means that a person is so damn hot that nobody can compare or beat that person. Commonly used by males.
Gordon: Damn she is hot bar none
Jack: what?
Gordon: She is so hot that nobody can compare
by usernamesarestupid September 3, 2012
mugGet the Hot Bar Nonemug.

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