The smartest, most caring guy in the world. With hair or without, he looks gorgeous no matter what he does. And he may or may not be the best at chess and the mini-crossword, but never better at the wordle.
"August is going to marry Mackenzie one day, he stole that girls heart as soon as he cooked her steak and did face masks with her."
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Get the August 13th mug.The 9th of August Night or better known as early night day is a day where individuals goon instead of going to shit parties and then go to bed early.
Dylan: “Hey Blake, wanna pull a 9th of August Night to miss benno’s party?”
Blake: “Hell yeah that party is gonna shit, I can’t wait to stay home and goon and go to bed early”
Blake: “Hell yeah that party is gonna shit, I can’t wait to stay home and goon and go to bed early”
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