Art

Any object that is interesting enough for someone to call it so

Person A: *Is about to throw a bicycle wheel that got glue spilled over it into the dumpster*
Person B: Nooooo! Don't do that. It looks like a piece of art!
Person A: How the frick is this a piece of art? I didn't even put effort into it. I just spilled the glue accidentally.
Person B: I think it says something deep about how civilization pretends to spin around and look novel but it really has glue in its tracks and never really goes anywhere
Person A: Wauw, that is actually pretty deep. I should sell it to a rich art collector for $600.000. Don't you think?
Person B: Yeah, totally... No, I'm just kidding. It's worthless because you're not famous.

Person A: Fuck, I hate the art world... Also, what kinda absurd prank was that even?
Person B: It's my own work of performance art. It's called "(UNTITLED)" and you're on national television, buddy.
Person A: Please end my miserable existence already

by verygoodpseudonymyesyeshahaha July 10, 2021

Shart Arts Shart!

The crowd chants Shart Arts Shart! And Kevin Arts Shart around the ring and finishes his opponent with the Deadly Sharts!

Commentary: THE CROWD IS CHANTING SHART ARTS SHART! AND KEVIN ARTS IS SHARTING AROUND THE RING AND FINISHES HIS OPPONENT WITH THE DEADLY SHARTS

by Iamfatlol September 21, 2021

Bipolar Art Style

When your art style is never the same two drawings in a row, a always changing art style.

"Ugh, I can never draw a character the same. I have such a bipolar art style."

by Totallynotfluffy December 10, 2021

Liminal menopause art

Liminal Menopause Art reflects the elderly's quirky foray into the digital realm, resulting in cringe-worthy Instagram reels and WhatsApp greetings that defy explanation. These creations incorporate anachronistic aesthetics and baffling digital elements, offering a glimpse into a world where memes and WordArt collide.

Granny Ethel's "Happy Birthday" GIF features a dancing baby, an animated flame-spitting dragon, and a looping clip of Shakespeare reciting the alphabet – a quintessential example of liminal menopause art.

by fben September 26, 2023

Traditional art

Traditional art is the opposite of digital art. So instead of drawing on a device your drawing on paper or canvas or anything else you can think of thats not a electronic, ya know what I’m sayin’.

I’m gonna draw a sexy girl with traditional art

by Door nail June 21, 2022

Latte Art

Noun.
Fancy designs drawn in sparkling café latté, mostly used by hipsters to attract the white girl species.

Note: If you can master the swan, there’s no more limit to your sexual influence.

« Nice Latte art, wanna fuck? »

by Bruce_tha_moose April 24, 2017

Post Art Clarity

The Sudden realization of what one has created some time or immediately after its completion.

Man 1: Hey check out this thing I made
Man 2: Huh, that's...
Man 1: I know... Sick Right?
Man 3: Dude that's fucking wicked!
Man 1: Thanks man I've been working on this for a while now

Sometime Later...

Man 1: What, the fuck...
Man 2: Hey are you alright?
Man 1: I... I made this...
Man 1: What the fuck why did I make this
Man 2: Are you talking about the thing you made?
Man 1: Yeah man... Jesus Christ...
Man 2: Yep, that's Post Art Clarity alright

by Wilhelmn November 12, 2020