A football player that calls himself a Tight End when hooking up with fit, attractive women, and an O lineman when the woman is hefty and unattractive
Dude, that illini utility player is definitely calling himself a lineman tonight after he takes that beast home.
by LANK8586 January 10, 2025
Get the illini utility player mug.A football player that calls himself a tight end when he hooks up with a fit, attractive girl; but calls himself a lineman on the team when he hooks up with a hefty woman.
Dude, that Illini Utility Player over there is definitely calling himself a lineman tonight when he's done with that beast
by LANK8586 January 10, 2025
Get the Illini Utility Player mug.Someone that lacks personality, is overly reliant on friend groups, and contributes little to nothing and lets others do the heavy lifting. They don’t have any tolerance for loneliness whatsoever — their social life hinges on their friends’ willingness to accommodate. Horrible at one-on-one conversations.
“Charles Barkley said , “If you ain’t driving the bus, don’t walk around talk in’ ‘bout you a champion. If you ridin’ the bus, I don’t wanna hear it.”
“Hmm. Some players’ rings don’t have as much weight because they weren’t the catalyst. Do you think a system player could be a good insult but more fitting for social contexts?”
“That’s a great idea.”
“Hmm. Some players’ rings don’t have as much weight because they weren’t the catalyst. Do you think a system player could be a good insult but more fitting for social contexts?”
“That’s a great idea.”
by Gucci Butchi June 15, 2025
Get the System Player mug.A player (not in the sexual sense) is a person in the real world who is self aware and thinks of them self not like an npc but one of the main characters in the world. They have a bit of a god complex and individuality complex, thinking they have to buff their stats and be good at everything they do. Generally social and easy at befriending others. Has a 2x effect to recognize who is a npc and who is a player. He/she is not the main character but a character in their own storyline which may or may not cross with the mc.
Carter realizes he’s in a class full of npc’s and even the teacher a npc. He is the only one actually taking in the world while the other just sit there with a fake smile answering questions. He left to go use the restroom and said to himself: “it’s like I’m a player in the video games, everything seems fake”
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Get the Player mug.A sex position where a woman spreads her legs to expose the vagina while the man then inserts his penis into her Vagina and then sounds around like a record under a needle
Yo I have that hot bartender a good old fashion the record player last night but she kinda wants to press charges guess she can’t handle it hahahaha
by Xxxbulleteater69 June 28, 2025
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by Okra Winfrey July 5, 2025
Get the 4A player mug.Normal chill people who get a bad rep from retarded mivie and shows from 2006. Liek actually. Its 2025, not all football players are bullies. Actually 90% of football palyers are really nice, except for the quarter back sometimes. Thats basically it.
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