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a brandon

Doing a brandon comes down to one of 2 scenarios 1. being too soft to partake in anything which may raise your heart rate sightly. Or 2. Being a selfish lazy cunt that is unable to enjoy new things or the outdoors.
Might do a brandon tonight and stay in all night.
by Alibaba2k21 February 23, 2021
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Brandon

The most ugly, annoying person you will ever meet. He is usually very entitled and gross. Hes very loud and funny but very old like (40)
Wow, That guy is acting like a Brandon!
by Barkley Mikeal Barbley blob December 5, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is fucking stupid and an idiot
“brandon is fucking stupid and an idiot
by fart poop fart poo February 2, 2020
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Brandon

A sporty, dumb guy who everyone was in love with at some point. Sometimes he's funny, he hangs around the weirdest people and has nicknames for almost everyone. Overall, he's stupid.
"Hey, did that guy just carve his girlfriends initial onto his hand!?"
"Yep, that's Brandon."
by men_hot. March 15, 2023
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Brandon

He's a guy that loves his girlfriend and had a 30cm penis, he is probably

T-Bagging your girlfriend right now with his glorious balls, he has humor and can make girls laugh, brandons seem to be shorter than the rest but can still kick some ass if he wants to!
Brandons are all a Mr.Stealyourgirl
He is often doing something illegal with friends and gets into trouble.
the most important thing in his life are his girlfriend, friends and family.
I wished i was like Brandon... he gets all the girls...

i want to be like Brandon, he beats up everybody!
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Brandon

Everybody mirin at Brandon brah
by Brandeezybrah November 22, 2021
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Brandon Jerry

He is albino
Hey that guy is albino he is just lie Brandon Jerry!
by himynameisl September 30, 2021
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