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Dirty Thompson

The american equivalent of a Dirty Astete, with a twist.

In a dirty Thompson, the woman does a handstand on the floor with her ass sticking in the air and her legs spread. the man puts his balls in her ass and his dick in her pussy, or vice versa. when he 'finishes' he pulls his balls out of her ass (or pussy) and there is a popping sound. the man usually then says "Booyah!" or something similar and slaps the woman's ass like a cowboy.
I gave my wife a dirty Thompson last night... it was oooo-wee good! Daggum!
(makes cowboy noises and gestures) When i pulled 'em out, i said "giddy-up!"
by Andrés el nadador June 11, 2008
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Dirty Melissa

When a friend comes out of the room after having sex, takes the condom off, and slaps you square in the face with it.
I cant believe Chris gave me a dirty melissa yesterday!
by Drtrucks11 May 28, 2019
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dirty cormac

To keep your underpants on for 38 days then lightly tap the crust 3 times with a table spoon to release your penis, helicopter it and cover your mas mirror in brie
I got your mas mirror with s dirty cormac
by Nortcider May 21, 2019
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you dirty

(A girl lies about going with a whole bunch of boys)
Female: She dirty!

or
Female 1: I'm famous all you hoes thinking of me
Female 2: You dirty! Nobody dont even like you.
by kween980 April 5, 2010
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Dirty dick

A guy who can't keep his dick in his pants!! Kiel Carr's a "Dirty dick" he Sleeps with slag willing doubt how minging they are!!
Did you hear that kiel carr sleeps with with random slag! he's is such a "dirty dick"
by AbLovesya February 6, 2020
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dirty weekend

Going on a weekend getaway with a loved one (yours or someone else's) for the express purpose of coitus.
"Harry got us a seaside room in Brighton!!"
"Its gonna be a proper dirty weekend."
by RascalR May 30, 2008
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Dirty Cynthia

A person who is NOT a playa but they fuck a lot
by Dirty Cynthia June 17, 2019
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