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Cole D Brandon

A Tall, blonde twink who is obsessed with your mom jokes and Pharah from Overwatch. Thinks he's a celebrity when he really is not haha.
"When we go to Esports practice, Cole D Brandon will be bullied"
by BlizzyTurtleLibra May 10, 2023
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Brandon

Some dude that Trumpists really like for some reason
Brandon: Hey baby, you wanna know how wicked I am? I got a whole crowd chanting my name!

Trumpists: Let’s go Brandon!

Jessica: I don’t think they’re celebrating you… or being positive at all…
by Clutterofmass August 23, 2022
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Brandon Arreaga's girlfriend

Mya is the girlfriend of Brandon Arreaga's .She's a beautiful person inside out , She'll make you laugh till you can't breath.She is often random and rowdy but you can't help but love her anyways.Everyone loves her,she is super smart and is always entergetic .she's everything you could ask for in a girlfriend and more
Girl 1:Who is mya
Girl 2: Brandon Arreaga's girlfriend
by lola_ace August 30, 2021
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Brandon

Has a huge dick
Omg Brandon, you have a huge dick
by Bradnad February 5, 2022
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Brandon

He is most likely to be gay but nice kind and sweet who has always got your back. He will have brown hair and brown eyes with Ariana Grandes friend. He will be the most popuarlest boy in school and have all the girls as friends.
Girl 1 hey brandon
Brandon hey
Girl 1 your so sweet and popular
by Hailey Reigh February 5, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is a faggot
by buttermilkbackshots69 April 26, 2025
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Brandon

The Domestic Overachiever

If there was a competition for "Most Household Tasks Completed Without Asking For Help," the Brandon would win it every year and somehow still complain about not getting a trophy. Their laundry folding skills are borderline magical, and their ability to sweep an entire house without breaking a sweat is legendary. Any attempt to take over a chore will be met with dramatic protests and a side-eye that says, “Really? You think you can do it better?”
They will often remind you that they have done everything for the past 5 hours, 10 minutes, and 34 seconds.
Brandon vacuumed the entire house, dusted the ceiling fans, and put together a new IKEA shelf, all while I was sitting on the couch watching Netflix. He's basically the human version of a Swiss Army knife.
by Princesscait98 January 4, 2025
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