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Your mom

Your mom is a nice women who has token care of you since you were born you should always respect her. But this term is used a lot for foolish or rude sayings or jokes which sometimes can be very offensive.
Example: Hey dude I just f’ed your mom last night
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Joe: Hey have you seen your mom lately
Tim: No why
Joe: Cause I fucked her last night
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Your mom is a concoction of 'y' 'o' 'u' 'r' 'm' 'o' 'm' and it is hilarious to use in day to day conversations with your siblings.

Example:

Joe- You are a fat, horrible person.
Lauren- Don't care + Didn't ask
Joe- Shut up you neek (geek+ nerd)
Lauren- Your mom is a neek

Everybody else in class- OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! GET ROASTED
2.
Carson- You wear tank tops all the time Chloe
Chloe- Your mom wears tank tops all the time
Carson runs away crying to his mommy and snitching to mother

3.
Taylor- Do you know a mirror cuz that is who you talk to everyday. HAHA
Taaylor- Does your mom know a mirror since that is her only friend.
Taylor- Really? How do you know?
Taalor-Because your mom told me.
Taylor- One more word about my mom and you are dead.
Taaylor- Can you ask your mother something?
Taylor- Why?
Taaylor- because I left my toothbrush there.
Taylor- Where are you?
Taaylor- At your mom's house.

***SILENCE***
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An ugly, fat whale who nobody likes, except for your dad.
Bob: holy shit your mom's fat
Joe: yeah, I knew that already
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Your mom.

What i am inside of.
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Your Mom

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- Jake - "Mom, What's your body count"

"Might woman sit down for this one" - Your Mom
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The best Preston roleplay account to exist
Person A: do you have discord friends?
Me: yes I have 'i fucked your mom#6969'
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