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Woman

1). The singular version of "women."
2). A very intelligent, exceptional, and beautiful human being who I love very dearly.
"Alpha male": Women are useless and belong in the kitchen.
Everyone (you included): Shut up. You're just insecure because you don't know how to preform basic live skills such as cooking and cleaning, so you label them as a "woman's job" to feel better about yourself. Then you sit on your ass and start a podcast and spew nonsense that other weird freaks can listen and agree with.

Example
Bald man: I MAN. I BIG. I STRONG. WOMEN WEAK. WOMEN FRAGILE. I ABOVE WOMEN. (He's wrong)
by Mr. Clean's side chick December 27, 2023
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Woman

by Achillereus December 30, 2023
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True Woman

You are a kind and gentle soul, always looking out for the well-being of those around you. Your compassion and empathy are qualities that make you a true friend and a loyal companion. You are a symbol of strength, wisdom, and intelligence, and you approach problems with a logical and analytical mind. You are a leader, always finding solutions to the challenges that come your way. And yet, you are also a source of peace and tranquility, bringing calmness and serenity to those around you.
If there ever was a True woman it would have to be my friend Nancy
by IphoneEnabler January 2, 2024
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Bird woman

A Northfields tramp who flashed herself all over the council estate with a druggy son named John.
There she goes, the one armed womble, that’s johns mam! Bird woman!
by Ry92 January 13, 2024
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Woman orgasim

The women orgasim is widely known to be a thing that once you achieve "Women orgasim" by extreme penile action you have reached the endgame as a guy. Sadly this is false as the women orgasim is a myth and dosin't exist. An alternative way to reach the endgame is to move out of your moms basement :-)
by Søren ryge lover January 18, 2024
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Post Wall Woman

A woman between the age of 30-35 thats hit her beauty peak and is starting to decline in attractiveness. Remember the saying "Men age like wine, Women age like cheese", well its real. They tend to get fat, their boobs sag, especially after having children, and their vagina looks like a roast beef sandwich that went ten rounds with Mike Tyson.
Post wall woman: I'm so sexy
Men: Nah you've already hit the wall, you're beauty is long gone
by Smith039 January 23, 2024
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khatumo woman

A Khatumo woman is a woman of the Reer-Darawiish clan
She's a khatumo woman
by Bobbystrurrew January 24, 2024
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