Wingman Code of Honor 

the code that shows how to be a good Wingman.

RULE #1
An good Wingman only takes one girl to save the rest for his partner/partners.
RULE #2
A good Wingman will help out his partner any time he needs.
RULE #3
A Wingman will always follow the sacred code BRO'S BEFORE HOES.
RULE #4
If said partner needs to dip the Wingman must follow rule above.
RULE #5
Never ever goes for seconds unless absolutely sure it will not come back to haunt him, partner has the right to deck his partner if he knows he doesnt have a chance of getting out alive.
And finally RULE #6
its always nice to have a booty call if things go for the worst.

RULE #1

guy1 "bro your lucky im following the Wingman code of honor and only taking one."
guy 2"no shit your not takin 2."
RULE #2
guy 1 "your dude i am going to say all this good shit about you better remember this."
guy 2" when we get home ill see how we can hook u up with."
RULE #3

guy 1 "wtf man why the hell did u ditch us to chill with Amy BRO'S BEFORE HOES dude not cool."
guy 2 "sorry idk wut came over me."
RULE #4
guy 1 "dude we need to dip bad i just royally fucked up."
guy 2 "alright man wtf are we waiting for."
RULE #5
guy 1 "man i m going back in there."
guy 2 *punchs guy 1 in the face for such a stupid thought cause he just tapped his boss*"the fuck you are."

RULE #6
guy 1"dude it shit isnt going right with april."
guy 2"dont u still have ur booty call ashley hit that up."
guy 1"oh shit thats right ill call her now thanks bro."
guy 2"thats why im here."

Wingman Code of Honor by Wingman 47 October 27, 2010

red wings

in the indigenious process of "eating a girl out" you may be stained by blood from her menstrual cycle in the shape of "wings," therefore you have blood on the sides of your mouth. Thus the "red wings" are born.

"Hey Jeff, baby wipe your mouth...you have red wings."

red wings by Linette Rodriguez-Lopez March 10, 2007

wingman 

when a guy goes to try to get at a girl one of the biggest obstacles to her getting some is her friends. knowing this men have learned to fight fire with fire. the wingman comes along on a date if the girl insists to bring her friend(s). The wingmans whole purpose in being there is to make sure his boy gets some action by dealing with the girls ugly friends or her friends who insist on her not hooking up that night.

A wingman is a good man and should be respected as such.

guy 1: yo im trying to get at suzanne but she insist on bring her ugly bitchy ass friends...be my wingman tonite and i got u next time
guy 2: i got u man i swear tho...im not touching any fat chix...
guy 1: good looks my dude...i owe u one
guy 2: damn strait

wingman by Bigeast 34 April 18, 2006

Wings System 

The wings earned with many different sexual achievements

1) White Wings - Having sex with a virgin
2) Red Wings - Eating out a girl on her period
3) Brown Wings - Having anal sex
4) Blue Wings - Having sex underwater
5) Silver Wings - Sex with a woman your mothers age
6) Grey Wings - Sex with a woman with grandchildren
7) Gold Wings - When the first golden shower is received
8) Black Wings - Having sex with a widow
9) Knife Wings - Having sex with your friends girlfriend
10) Purple Wings - Have sex with a pregnant woman

Example of the Wings System

1) Dude I took ____'s virginity!

2) Is my face still red? I just got my red wings.....
3) Dude, getting my brown wings was fun, but when I pulled out.....ew
4) Dog, I fucked her in the neighbors pool!

5) Man, my moms friend was so hot, i couldnt resist, my silver wings were awaiting me
6) She was too young looking to be a grandma. I guess I just got my grey wings then
7) Man, I got pissed on. Gold wings arent as fun as I thought
8) After her husband died, she was single and I had to "comfort her"
9) My homie is gonna be so pissed when he finds out I fucked his girl!!
10) Dude, purple wings while she was 7 months in. *high-five

Wings System by Swagteam4life November 4, 2011

winged she-whore 

a woman who flies in and has sex with all of your friends.

man, that shellane is being a winged she-whore right now!

winged she-whore by sarah michaels January 4, 2008

Pilot Wings 

A Pilot school-simulation game released for the Super Nintendo back in 1991. You would go through a series of tests, like flying a plane around and then landing successfully, you would also fly around on jet-packs, hang gliders and even sky dive onto targets.

Pilot Wings 64 (1997) would be a much large improvement over the original 1991 version. On the N-64 version, you could fly around freely in large 3D island places and crash into stuff and hear your character scream like a bitch while he/she crashes. =D

I have Pilot wings for both the SNES and N-64. The first one was fun, but the N-64 version is much better!

Pilot Wings by The Harmeister March 28, 2007

Chicken Winged 

A sales term meaning to lose a sale, due to the client hanging up the phone, just before they were meant to hand over their Direct Debit details. The sheer frustration of this event results in the sales agent slamming down the phone several times in the form of a flapping chicken. Hence, Chicken Winged.

Salesman #1:
The customer said it was the perfect product for him, and said he was just going to get his wallet for the direct debit details, Then he hung up.

Salesman # 2:
You just got Chicken Winged.

Salesman #1:
I just got Chicken Winged.

Chicken Winged by Squirrel the Nut Hoarder November 22, 2015