University of Absolute Last Resort 

A local university that is often a branch campus of a larger school which students attend solely to get a degree. Students often attend these schools after dropping or failing out of other, usually more prestigious, schools. So named because these institutions may seem like a last resort opportunity for a student to earn a college degree.

Derived from the University of Arkansas at Little Rock (UALR), a branch campus commuter college attended mostly by working adults.

Dude, what happened to your roommate, Jeff.

He failed out and is going to some University of Absolute Last Resort back home.

University of Absolute Last Resort by Radio Rahim February 23, 2008

towson university 

This is how we roll at TU...3 days straight of drinking, Pizza Bolis (extra-large, $10.99) Where hot-ass bitches roll with gay girls and its not akward. The best part is that we do it all from the comfort of our own SWEET ASS on campus housing.

All incoming Freshman...bring a car so you can have late night hook-ups (BOOTY) , beer runs, get the pickup special, target trips (which are clutch)

"Drink hard at TU, or don't come"

towson university by Tower A room 1114 May 8, 2005

Lynn University 

A place where students buy their degrees. It's a country club university for the rich and the retarded. Where partying from sunrise to sunset is an obligation and the parking lots glitter with luxury cars. This is paradise.

Congratulations! you've been accepted to lynn university! no prior education necessary, just your fat wallet and tanning oil.

Lynn University by prettyinp!nk May 28, 2010

University of Arkansas Pine Bluff

AKA "UAPB". Branch of the University of Arkansas that is located in Pine Bluff. This school is highly negroid, so UAPB also means yoU Are Probably Black.

My crappy GPA meant that I couldn't get into law school anywhere else, so I applied at University of Arkansas Pine Bluff.

University of Arkansas Pine Bluff by R. Jizz April 25, 2006

Lewis University 

A catholic college located in Romeoville Illinios. Has a top nursing program and aviation. Sorta expensive about 12,000 a semester with room and board. AWESOME SCHOOL OVERALL!!!!

I went to Lewis University for nursing and was excepted at the first job I applied.

Lewis University by ILCU October 12, 2008

University of Rhode Island 

The state university for Rhode Island which is well-known for intoxicated students. This often makes normal students angry for being percieved as alcoholics because of their not-so-smart peers. Aside from the illegal use of alcohol/drugs the school is cheap in tuition, with division I sports, a bad football team (where pre-gamers scream "Rhody Rhody Rhody in spite of their inability to speak without slurring), great basketball team, and everything in between

I go to the University of Rhode Island...
Oh yeah?
...........hey man that kid goes to URI...I think he drinks wayyy to much

University of Rhode Island by tepmurt October 11, 2007

university of haweeland 

a magical college where all the cool haris, hareenas, and harinis go.

Me: Mommy, once I grow up i'm gonna go to the university of haweeland!!!
Mommy: I don't think there is such a college...
Me: Oh come on mommy!!!You gotta use your imagination....
Mommy: Well, are you sure this college will have roti and dahl?
Me: Oh my god.....I didn't think about that.....

university of haweeland by wordmaker2005 February 27, 2005