Tom Longley

Gay

Look at that kid, Oh he is so Tom Longley

by BarrySc0tt October 1, 2018

Tom Danks

Another name for Dank weed.

"Hey man, do you know where i can find Tom Danks? I was thinking about hanging out with him and Billy Bong Thorton. Wesley Pipes could probably tag along too!"

by Lincoln Logster March 7, 2013

fucking a, tom

An exclamation of unhappiness. Often used when supremely pissed off. While fucking a is generally a good thing (meaning fucking amazing), this is a bad thing.

dude: oh oh shit! I hate this place! There isn't any bathrooms!
Lady: FUCKING A, TOM!

by MuZ1 February 17, 2009

Tom Ellis

Some kid who brags about his moustache when he's 13/14 years old.

Me : "fuck off Tom" (Tom Ellis since it won't let me just put fucking tom.)

by fuck off tom March 31, 2021

asian tom

Give him head!/He eats the pussy!

hey give him an Asian tom!

by xena! November 3, 2009

Tom Fuckery

Similar to tom foolery, Tom fuckery is used to describe something or someone very stupid, or something very stupid that someone is doing.

Today has been nothing but a bunch of Tom Fuckery. I got into an accident, and my girl cheated on me!

by Poopeepoo October 22, 2014

Tom Cruise

A closet furry who does an exceptionally well job at hiding his inner furfag.

Person A: "Jesus, that kid that you're friends with might be a Tom Cruise!"

Person B: "Don't say that shit when he's around here!"

by Sylandrophol March 9, 2016