Sheet meat

Human feaces, or bowel butter, smeared inside a bed - normally after someone shits themselves in their sleep (see nocturdal emission).

Jack looked like a fucken shit burrito in his room, covered in sheet meat, after his curry-induced nocturnal emmisson.

by Zonal K September 10, 2019

coconut meat

The arcing ropes of jizz dished out by a Polynesian man after a nice frothy blow job.

Paul really did a bang up job eating that coconut meat last night.

by The Flesh Rocket July 20, 2017

meat curtains

the lips of a coochie

she has a mean pair of meat curtains

by thickdicc69inu November 4, 2019

Spice meats

To have sex with someone

Veton we are going to spice meats!!!!

by The meat spicer October 18, 2007

meat turd

A turd, formed in the digestive system, composed mainly or exclusively of meat. A hard, smelly turd, that is difficult to pass.

Dude...that was the worst meat turd ever! Was that cow dead when you ate it?

by Eman84 May 15, 2014

drift meat

A girl who doesn't complain or stop someone who cock drifts her.

Guy 1: "Man, i slipped out and landed in her ass, and she didnt make me stop. i was in heaven!"
Guy 2: "Ah, drift meat. ::high five!:: those chicks usually let you a2m them after."

by guardLK October 1, 2008

Bingo Meat

Elderly people who could be theoretically found to be sexually appealing. Similar to a MILF, but much older.

"These younger girls just don't have that old school boom boom pow. I need to go down to the church and get me some Bingo Meat."

by the SassCrotch July 3, 2009