How To Never Stop Being Sad

A song by Dandelion Hands. A step by step guide on how to achieve eternal sadness and selflessness.

-Try always putting yourself down by reminding yourself that it’s always your fault and that you’re the problem not them.
- Desolate yourself from others any time you have a chance to.
-Always remind yourself that you did this to yourself and not them.

-Lose interest in the things you love
-Drown yourself in rum. Steal it if you have to.
-Fantasize a love you’ll never have
-Think about the love that you lost because of the demon that you are.

“He gave us a step by step guide on how to never stop being sad.”

I hate myself.

by coneyislandcottencandh September 30, 2025

Sad App Syndrome

When you are watching your app load for so long, you forget to blink and tears form in your eyes because of the lack of liquid.

John: "Aw shit this app is never going to load"
Fred: "Man how long you been watching that damn app?"
John: "I don't know"
Fred: "Well it's obviously been awhile cuz you got Sad App Syndrome"

by iLikeEatingApple March 1, 2013

Sad

Sad backwards is “das” and das is not good.

I’m sad.

by ImJesus!! November 21, 2021

sadness

:(

hey
yeah
wow thats pretty sadness :(

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA but cooler November 26, 2020

I'm sad

It'll be okay. You are loved.

:D

"I'm sad."

"It'll be okay, bud. Things can get tough, but just know that you'll get through this. Stay strong!"

by -}- June 26, 2021

That’s sad

Fucked up, or perceiving a situation as “messed up”

Imagine talking all that bs just to contradict yourself “that’s sad”

“That’s sad “ if you think I care

by Johnny told you so June 17, 2023

sad

the feeling you feel when nobody will publish your urban dictionary definitions

please just let me submit my definitions i'm so sad

by writerinthedark July 17, 2020