Noun:
When the water trap beneath a shower or bath becomes clogged up with a build up of matted rotting hair, skin cells, palm oil, and various bodily secretions. That's a Johnson reservoir.
When the water trap beneath a shower or bath becomes clogged up with a build up of matted rotting hair, skin cells, palm oil, and various bodily secretions. That's a Johnson reservoir.
Johnson reservoir: Oh man, my shower was draining really slowly today, so I had to partially dismantle the piping to clear the blockage. Turns out I had a Johnson reservouir under there!!
by Greased ferret March 4, 2023
Get the Johnson reservoirmug. One of Elias’s many names he goes by in highschool. Some might say he’s more buff than meets the eye.
by Daddy Sin October 4, 2021
Get the Dwayne “The Rock” Johnsonmug. when you're playing cards and you realize that the possible hands that beat yours amount to zero, you drive like there's no tomorrow for Locke Johnson takes it all
by pinokeyoh December 8, 2024
Get the Locke Johnsonmug. by potato chomp mongolian chicken May 29, 2022
Get the Johnsonmug. When your Johnson (cock) is between your lover's arse cheeks whilst you spoon her and she clamps onto your foreskin and proceeds to stretch it like a "Stretch Armstrong" toy.
My girlfriend clamped onto my cock and proceeded to Stretch Johnson with her arse cheeks and proceeded to stretch it, before he was hard enough to then slip it in.
by SmoothBallBearings September 3, 2024
Get the Stretch Johnsonmug. A condom
by Lil circumcised November 24, 2019
Get the Johnson Jacketmug. by Coop Dupe June 13, 2018
Get the Bob Johnsoningmug.