Me: Do you want to hear a Joke?
People: I already know what it is?
Me: What are my Joke then?
People: You!
People: I already know what it is?
Me: What are my Joke then?
People: You!
by MyMonsterDK November 9, 2018
Get the Jokemug. A boy asked his father 'Can I marry grandma' (he was American).
Father: Why?
Child: She loves me and I love her and I think she'd cook for me!
Father: You can't do that!
Child: Why?
Father: Because you can't marry my mother.
Child: But you married mine!
(joke, kids don't try this)
Father: Why?
Child: She loves me and I love her and I think she'd cook for me!
Father: You can't do that!
Child: Why?
Father: Because you can't marry my mother.
Child: But you married mine!
(joke, kids don't try this)
by ManyPhoelaTicSir March 17, 2020
Get the Jokemug. Have you ever heard something so crazy it makes you go "oh no that must be a joke... Nope it's Tioga county"
by Jokester 88 August 19, 2023
Get the Jokemug. No joke hikes are hikes that more than a "hike" in the suburbs, where moms go to the park for a 30 minute "hike" and then head to the bar. No joke hikes are at least four miles long, you may even schedule your vacations to have these types of hikes in them and they are not an excuse just to head to the bar.
Me: I have to get in shape for this trip?
Them: Where are you going?
Me: I'm hiking the Canyonlands in April with the Explorer Chicks. Our longest hike is 11 miles. Others are 5 miles.
Them: WoW! Thats a no-joke hikes!
Them: Where are you going?
Me: I'm hiking the Canyonlands in April with the Explorer Chicks. Our longest hike is 11 miles. Others are 5 miles.
Them: WoW! Thats a no-joke hikes!
by Siouxsie Supertramp January 11, 2021
Get the no-joke hikesmug. by Ayoub_Amer December 23, 2016
Get the it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hardmug. by 459395 March 5, 2022
Get the Mom Jokesmug. by My bro town November 9, 2020
Get the Dad Jokemug.