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Text Chat Warrior

A text chat warrior is a version/subspecies of a keyboard warrior. Not all Text Chat Warriors are racist, neckbeards, but they still have the toxic personality of it. You can see them browsing 4chan, 8kun, and wizardchan, searching for the perfect argument to partake in.

Some of these warriors even have their own places to lurk in, like the SCPwiki.

And sometimes they utilize other social media(s), where they can stalk their celebrity of choice (although this behaviour is seen more in simps).

Some of the obvious pass-times of a Text Chat Warrior include:
Editing random Wikipedia articles so that they include false or misleading information,
Looking up random conspiracy theories and beliving them,
Spamming /b/ and /r9k/ with random pictures,
Replying with "Sauce?" on every /h/ and /d/ thread,
Starting arguments about random things in the hope of making the other person annoyed,
Doxxing 5 year olds who ruin their K/D on cs1.6,
Scamming people for 15gp on Runescape.
Tim: Don't talk to Darran online, he is a Text Chat Warrior.
Darren: I am going to edit the Wikipedia article about "Electrical disruptions caused by squirrels".
Tim: Won't that get you banned?
Darren: If it does then I will spam them with my 15 burner emails and utilize my elite hacker skills in python to DDOS them.
by British fooker May 8, 2020
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Bed bugs text

(n.) a text so risky that the sender sends it as they are falling asleep, so they can avoid the feeling of regret that immediately follows.

The text can be so exceedingly treacherous that it will frighten away bed bugs and other night critters.
Freddy asked Claire out via bed bugs text.
by nolandc September 12, 2019
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Machine gun texting

Texting people a couple words at a time in separate messages
Hey
<send>
are you here?
<send>
I can't find you.
<send>
I'm at the front door.
<send>
- Response

Stop machine gun texting me, I'll be there in just a second. Jeeze! You can send all that in one message you know.
<Send>
by cdpage January 7, 2012
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Drunk Text Rule

If at any point when you are intoxicated and feel the overwhelming urge to text anyone else, text a bro and he (and in very few cases she) will play along with any absurd trains of thought you might have while at the same time preventing you from doing anything too stupid... Like drunk texting.
Jack: You partying tonight?
Brandon: No, I have class in the morning.
Jack: May I invoke the Drunk Text Rule?
Brandon: I'll allow it.
by BroncoTheIdahoan February 12, 2012
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Text-o-motive

1. A "Texto-motive" is what a "Chain texter" drives to and from here and there. They THINK it is just another mobile device to be used to get a signal for texting. It is really a car, a truck, an SUV, a Semi, a Humvee, whatever... But they are so much of a text addict that they think of it as only another place to text.

2. "Text-o-mobiles" are the equivalent to a text-o-motive vehicle.
1. Man! If you paid as much attention to your driving as you do to your darn phone, your points wouldnt cost you so much per car insurance payment, b/c you wouldnt have so many accidents - you "Text addict'!

2. The lady in the left lane sat there FOREVER when there was a green arrow, no matter how much people were honking at her; she thought she owned a "Text-o-motive", or something. How annoying! My wife wanted to get out and give her a proper beat down!
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
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short-term texting

The act of forgetting the last text you sent to someone, making their response seem completely random.
Julie: I can't believe he would do something like that!
Courtney: I know! It was totally rude.
Julie: Sorry, what was rude, I totally have short-term texting.
by lettherebeaubrey February 18, 2009
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Repetitive text bombardment

To send more than one message to a person before they have a chance to reply, making the sender seem needy. The sender often doesn't understand that the receiver probably cant reply because they cant get to their phone at the moment, so repetitive messaging is pointless.
When I switched on my phone I had five messages from Sam. Serious repetitive text bombardment.
by buttons0191 July 12, 2011
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