traffic that is so slow and horrendous that you can literally look out the window and count the stones embedded in the freeway pavement.
There was a pavement stone counter on Interstate 80 today because some illegals caused a car accident that flipped a semitruck over and caused 5 other cars to crash.
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His purpose is to fluster them. Usually finding it "funny".
His purpose is to fluster them. Usually finding it "funny".
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by J Stone Gaming March 18, 2022
Get the J Stone mug.Also know as Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva nasty disease that turns living cells into bone. A very rare disease though the average life expectancy is 56 years old.1 in 2 million people get it.
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Girl one : omg that boy was so cute, what did he say his middle name was again?
Girl two : stone.
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Girl two : stone.
Girl one : oh right, he's a keeper for sure !
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Get the Stone mug.someone who thinks they are all that and a bag of chips. a pretty mid person with very little friends. could possibly have hemroids. usually spotted outside because he has “alpha” tendencies. can pull your mom but not girls his age.
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