Sick jerk

When you fake sick to get out of work/school to jerk off

Boys does everyone want to do a sick jerk tomorrow

by Cam Waite August 10, 2019

i am sick :(

i hate life

i am sick

im at school
i have to do an englisg test
and i hav e done a physics test

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i prob failed it

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i wanna go hooomee

i am sick :(

i wanna gooo hoooooooomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by hannahlolywhosteesyd June 20, 2024

sickness riseing

when some one is beyond ugly

1:look at that chick
2:yuck sickness riseing
1:yep

by EazyBeats May 04, 2009

faking sick

the thing kids usually do when theyre pissed off and want some of that slack. almost every kid in the world has faked sick to school (including me (im doing that while making this right now))

kid on discord call in school: hey bro why arent u in schewl dawg
kid on discord call 2: im faking sick rn
kid on discord call in school: bru ur lucky af😭😭 my parents never believe me

by I like penguinssss January 11, 2024

Elina sickness

When you get sick after thanksgiving every year since 7 grade. Usually sick for about a month. The same symptoms every year, but not contagey.

My longest standing tradition is my Elina sickness, I get it every year after thanksgiving. #sosadbruv

by Welcometomysinuses December 07, 2021

summer sickness

The feeling you get halfway through march while doing homework and craving a day off from school where the temp passes 50

Yeah, it’s only November and I have major summer sickness.

by elongatedpoptart November 17, 2021

Sick Beans

Sick + Cool beans = Sick Beans!!

"there is leftover poop for you" "Sick Beans!"

by @loreleibooboohairleg December 01, 2019