social-imaging

creation of a virtual existence or presence on the internet and to maintain its standard and portray a virtual persona of a flawless entity whom in any down to earth practical reality does not exist.

social-imaging is distinctive to all social profiles on the internet.

by wayofthedragon October 1, 2011

social slut

social slut is a person who has many social partners

" I have so many different friend groups, it's like i'm a social slut"

by TheSpade July 5, 2016

Social Intelligence

The requisite capacity of a person or agent to perceive immediate domain of influence and act or interact, in ways that enhances their purpose without diminishing personal values or that of others.

Having attained mastery in drawing his graffiti, all that’s left is the social intelligence to relate with the interested patrons and profit.

by Ixrael Lee September 22, 2018

Social Liberty

The confidence and freedom to be yourself on social media

My social liberty happened when I stopped listening to trolls and stopped worrying about what others thought.

by Social Liberty January 17, 2021

social clopen

When a retail slave closes the store, gets wasted at a bar or party, then has to open the next day. Occurs as the result of a scheduling snafu where the retail manager overhears that his or her retail robots are going to a party and makes the schedule such that they get 8 hours in between shifts to party, eat, sleep, shower, iron clothes and shave. As a result, the retail robots typically omit many of those steps (especially the ironing clothes part), and go to work wasted the next morning, if at all.

Knowing he had to be at work at 5 a.m. the next day for inventory, James social clopened, threw a kegger, and ultimately threw up all over the office the next morning.

by bodazzle July 6, 2010

Social Event

The thing that makes introverts hearts pump as fast as they would if they were exercising. Gives much anxiety

“Hey can you come to a social event tomorrow?”
“Um yeah I guess”
The next day
“oh my god why did I agree to this I hate people”

by sadbish March 1, 2019

Social Slayer

A person who can ruin a social atmosphere just by turning up, making a poor joke or creating an awkward silence.

Idenitfy a Social Slayer by making kung fu like karate chops in mid air. This is to show that the social situation has just been slayed.

Group Of Friends:

Guy 1: this party is sick man

Guy 2: Yeah as soon as that song came on it was mad

Social Slayer: Cant wait til they play some Justin Beiber

by MGSocial Protector April 22, 2011