A real live asshole

A living person that is a complete asshole; an alive asshole, Jerk, piece of shit.

Wes! You are a real live asshole.

by K. Bradford July 5, 2018

real housewives of sydney

A bunch of crazy women put in a cast by Foxtel.

Have you seen Real housewives of Sydney? “oh my god yes”

by smutfg August 25, 2018

Death=Real Death

A rule in writing that says that if something happens to a character that would kill them in real life, they die. exceptions are present, such as if they have healing powers or something happens to resurrect or save them legitimately. usually, this rule is abandoned in favor of a much more fan-pleasing rule, "if you didn't see the body, they are not dead. "

"wait, did that guy really die? he only fell off the roof."
"Death=Real Death, dude. sorry"

by starcasme September 29, 2018

Real ass nigga

A nigga in which you can trust to be by yo side no matta what the crime is

I robbed a gas station and almost got caught by the cops but donqavias is a real ass nigga and picked me up to get away.

by King Quandalias Dinkleberry ll October 8, 2023

Real Nigga Superior

©GRANDSUPERSURPRIZEDWINNER• Mr. Johnny Edward Wellons, II a.k.a. RealNiggaSuperior
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He is the Captain of the U.S.S. SimpleBitch; around here, we keep it SimpleBITCH, NOW back to your station you simple bitch.
A Real Nigga's Real Nigga.

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by ©RealNiggaSuperior October 16, 2023

Done a Real Plonker

An endearing, self-confidence-reducing term to be used when you have well and truly be fucked in the arse but a section of the powerlines track (Perth, WA). Usually consists of one: an overconfident 4x4 driver, two: a Land Rover Discovery, Three: a water crossing, and Four: a malfunctioning center differential.

A main situation timeline for the term "Done a Real Plonker" to be used is as such. See's water crossing, aims, drives through, bogs, sinks, floods car, gets towed out because, land rover..

Third Person "That guy Austin sure done a real plonker on himself driving like that in rear-wheel drive"
First Person "Ah fuck I've done a real plonker, this is the lowest point of my life and now my girlfriend is gonna leave me and get stuck in the washing machine with her step brother nearby"

by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023

Real Green Moment

The moment at which something occurs that you were expecting to happen later

I didn’t know she was expecting; that was a real green moment

by Gibdobus November 7, 2023